Know what's worse than two babies thrown in a trash can?
 

One baby thrown in two trash cans
Just sayin'

whats worse than one bay thrown in two trash cans?

A bay thrown in a Yoshi's mouth?

maybe the dino ate yr baby?

:eek:

oh no, yoshi, I am getting sentimental...

what's the difference between a truck loaded with bowling ball and a truck loaded with babies?
if the bowling-ball-loaded truck cargo falls, you won't be able to get it back using a fork

hope you're not sentimental anymore

no, the holocaust...

My version was funnier

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?



One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer. The other's a watermelon.

I was going to say two babies NOT thrown in a trash can, but I would hate to offend any babies that might be reading this.

What's the best part about fucking a baby?
When the pelvic bone snaps

Why do you value dead baby halves more than two whole dead babies.

ahahahahahahahahah

I've never been a capitalist

How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.

that was terrific :D

Wow.

Since we are on the subjects on babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

what's worse than a pile of dead babies?

one still being alive and trying to eat its way out.

The Just sayin' part was the cheery on top :p

Whats worse than finding your favourite wallet in the bin?

Marrying Michael j Fox

No way, man
Michael J. Fox is awesome.

Michael J Fox bring the raves to every lightswitch he goes near.

I believe that this is the kind of tasteless crap that you are referring to

that one was awesome :D

this thread is unacceptable.

you are unacceptable.

one baby in the paper recycle bin?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a meat hook?

An erection.

Know what's worse than two babies thrown in a trash can?
Child porn in yr Windows' recycle bin

my friend used to love this one, its really gnarly
whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby

i dont cum on the apple before i eat it

did i kill this thread?
sorry

i think they are all out of baby cruelty jokes.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage.


what's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

you take off your boots before you jump on the trampoline.


how do you get ten dead babies into one bucket?

use a blender.

how do you get them out of the bucket?

nachos.

thread back to life.

yay!
i actually know all the jokes that have been told here.
but they are still funny

i said "thread back to life" not "improved with new jokes ff hasn't heard".

you're welcome.

Michael J Fox doesn't need a turbo button when he plays Mario Party


because he has Parkinsons

hahaha