Hipsters
 

What are they (in terms of now)? What do they listen to? Where do they live? Who are their current figureheads? What do they eat? Are you one?

Rule of hipsters #1: Anyone who admits to being a hipster is not a hipster.
Rule of hipsters #2: The people who bitch the most about hipsters are hipsters.

i'm the current hipster figurehead. I listen to Sonic Youth and Girls Aloud. I live in London, i eat sandwiches.

you guys have no respect! :D

Haha, do you want to be a hipster that badly?

more than life itself

Oooh sarcasm, I see. haha

Does sarcasm make me a hipster? I hope so.

Haven't they all turned into steampunks these days?

Very much so! Congratulations you completed the test

Hey demonrail who's that in your avatar by the way?

Francoise Hardy

people who think theyre cool because they listen to alternative imsureyoudontknowaboutthem bands*








*pitchfork OMG BEST OF THE YEAR list music

go to the george & dragon in shoreditch, or to the dolphin on mare st and you'll find your answers

According to google images:



yikes

Interesting, I used to drink in the Dolphin. Is it still filled with old books that no one ever reads?

hipsters listen to robe., os, red wizard, etc.

thanks. i'll download their records onto my ibook with the suicide girls sticker on it.

ah yeh... and they dress like as if theyd be part of some indie band or summat

i'm listening to the fall. i ride a bike. i wear glasses. i wear jeans that fit me. i'm vegan. i guess that makes me a hipster.

but i hate v neck shirts, dumb sun glasses, big glasses, other hippie shit, fleet foxes and mgmt.

I'm thinking, should i only listen to music on this from now on?




rewind is so not hipster.

what's wrong with hipsters? someone's got to be the hip.
the only people who get mad at hipsters are the ones jealous because they do not look hipster enough.

not really. the bike is not a track bike.

a hipster wannabe! :D

what's a track bike? most every hipster I know has a bMX style bike like the one above

i think most of these "hipsters" are not even hip. they try too hard. there are some that are cool and i really don't care who is a hipster or not. i rather be a hipster than a hippie.

i don't read pitchfork enough so i got banished from the hipster club.

ha ha ha. i was just teasing. but take the banishment as a badge of honor. in the end, it's all about "codes" and following them like a whipped dog.

You sound like Marge Simpson.

i get mad at their feeling of superiority in music when all they do is download the pitchfork 100albums of 08 list straight to their mp3.

all the hipztahz i know are like that

then next year they wont even remember who fleet foxes were
x)

that must be a good thing.

Hipster:
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/mus...rts&Labor1.jpg


He bleats and spazzes more than a Conor Oberst/MJF love-child

thats more of a hipster circa 2003

haven't they mutated yet, half decade later?

I think that is the final form...he's the lead singer/bassist for Parts and Labor, band that is the Pitchfork is still cleaning to jizz from their jeans after listening to them.

unless i post people's myspace pictures. i can't find a picture of a hipster that best represents what they look like nowadays.