Jethro Cave Is Nick Cave's Son
 

http://cobaininacoma.blogspot.com/20...caves-son.html

what's with the coathanger tattoo?

Jethro Cave became such a big deal on the runways in Milan this past week that my new boss hero, Nicola Formichetti, threw together a hair-raising photo shoot with Hedi Slimane exclusively for their websites. Look at the whole thing here! While you're at it, who better to soundtrack your viewing of this new fucked up rock n' roll kid-of-the-day than with my favorite Portland punk band, The Hunches? If you answered anyone else you're wrong and are officially penalized.

That shoot veers from gorgeous to precisely everything pricks rightly hate about 'high fashion'. He is a looker mind, innee?

I think he looks really good on some of those pics.

Porky thanks for the blog, it's really good. You have any others?

is he gay? cause he looks gay. if i was nick cave i might have to smack my son. :)

He actually looks really nice in some of the less posey pics, I think. God bless him.

fischerspooner

This.

ugly!

C'mon, don't be jelous just because he is prettier looking than all of you and he's Nick Cave's son.

disappointing.

a girl I used to know's boyfriend looks so much like young nick cave it is creepy. I wish I could post pics to compare, but that would be more creepy.

I prefer this one:



(He's the one on the right)



See also: http://www.independenttalent.com/mod...ry/jethro_cave

ugh, i hate it when people use pretty and man in the same sentence. men are suppose to be handsome, not pretty.

hello o'connor. the last 30 years called and they wish to speak with you. seems you both have some catching up to do.

if there's any smack around I doubt Nick will share it with his son

Hello floatingslowly, the writers from Friends think you're a cunt.

^^^ I have no problem with that.

Agreed, and I'm sure he's getting some unspeakably top draw sexual partners right now. But is it enough to gain him access to the real prize (ie Nigella Lawson)? Doubtful.

As such I'm far more envious of this swine than I am Jethro. I mean look at that face, it screams of that line in Bade Runner, "I've seen things..."

hahahaha! That's hilarious. I tried to rep you on this but it said "he's getting too big for his boots, so spread it around before giving rep to Glice again."

^^^ I don't think that the forum will try to stop you from giving him a reach around though. go on. don't be shy.

Fair enough. It would be a different story if he wasn't that rich and affluent, I'm sure. What can I say? I can just imagine what his life would be like if he was an ordinary man whose only weekly moment of glory was posting homemade porn which involved him and his tired-looking wife on redtube.

My arms aren't that long.

There was a time when you wanted a reach around from me, if you remember correctly.

ok, he's more handsome than you, then.

you make it sound as if it's past tense.

I am not learned good by skool.

That's the thing though isn't it: he is that rich, and so it doesn't matter. I'd much rather have Charles' money and Nigella than Jethro's good looks and whoever he gets as a consequence.

At school the other kids used to call him Jethro Tull. It damaged his confidence very badly so now he has to do modelling to make up for it.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(agriculturist)

I'd much rather get paid to basically just wear clothes because of who my father is, that's for sure. Not many people on this thread can claim to have been offered one penny based on that fact alone, dear demonrail666, or have they?

He looks like a twat

I'm sure they haven't. But if we're talking about envy I can honestly say that in the case of Cave Jnr, I'm not. I'm actually not really envious of Charles Saatchi either, but if I had to choose who I'd rather swap lives with I'd definitely choose him over Jethro.

I'd rather have Jethro's looks and Saatchi's money, since I am not really that arsed about neither.

One hasn't done anything of worth, the other too often promotes shit art.

Besides, I am sexy enough as it is.

agreed

i don't really get that. is it suppose to be a compliment or a diss? either way, imma go ahead and drop that in the compliment box :)

lol, i actually laughed out loud. wish i'd thought of that first, you clever bastard.