jobs you could imagine kurt cobain having
 

perfumist

blogger about his cats

member of zwan

owner of noise rock/indie label

smack dealer

rehab tour guide

nirvana ebay bootleg cdr fraudster

wallmart greeter

low level sub pop employee fired for drug abuse and now living in mens shelter

reformed buddhist monk

bus driver and tour guide of seattle grunge tour bus

who?

cobain/moore/mascis noise/improv trio

stay at home dad

failed actor

mental patient

ex member of hole

william burroughs former boyfriend

queer activist

living off royalties from nirvana 2003 indie reformation fad

good one

Gymnast in cirque du soleil

I don't think there's any jobs I could imagine him doing SEEING AS HE'S DEAD!!!

thread closed

congratulations you fucking genius

headhunter
hitman
gun trader
pizza maker

I think he'd be a fan of all this American sushi we've all been eating.

Okay... draught excluder.

Kinda like this:


There may be a prize for the first person to do a decent photoshop and replace the sheep's head with Kurt's.

Fertilizer.

happier one:

this thread is too kittyradio.

mmm, that's Brad Pitt, nic.

noh, but looks similar indeed.

ahahahah

Janitor.

Weekend at Bernie's III.

Oh man, they're both outrageously kick-ass!

HOLY MIND MELD.

that was my answer.

:(

Double prize?



pwned.

i think kurt would be gainfully unemployed like the rest of us..

he was never the 9-5 kinda guy.. if anything all he could get in town here is a security gig..

I cant believe i'm the first person to say drag queen.

You are, and for that I for one salute you :)

I'm thinking, hmm, I could imagine him working at the King's Arms in Soho, trying to avoid amorous advances from many a bear.

I bet he would have loved working in a zoo.

I can see the bear connection there.

Lumberjack

Hahahahhaa

even if nirvana broke up, never made another album, and kurt didnt blow his head off, he would still be filthy fucking rich, not only from his music career and royalties, but just from cuntney love's child support/inheritance. I'm pretty sure any court would deem that kurt would have been a better parent than that bitch.

so either he wouldnt have a job, or he would be a dishwasher somewhere.

sonic youth bassist

cough syrup thief

avoid? this is kurt "pee on me in an alleyway" cobain we're talking about here.

well thats not really a job, and it was not really a secret.


not necessarily, the overwhelming success which as catapulted Kurt Cobain to become the highest grossing rock star.. above elvis.. above bob marley.. is directly related to his death. I am very sure that Nirvana would never have maintained its immense success aside from the publicity of Kurt's death..

being tobi vail's full time boyfriend. i wish i had that job.

really? I'd imagine that is even worse than dating an angry black chick..


The Black Man's Guide to Understanding the Black Woman

mm hmm.. now what would you do in this situation? a) take her out to a nice restraunt? b) have dinner at your girlfriend's house? or c) a good open handed slap to the mouth.. the answer of course is c) a good slap in the mouth will train your black woman not to put her trivial concerns over your needs..
and I say its tuff because a black woman aint never do anything nice for a black man, she's sneeky.. and if she does something nice its a trick watch her..

managing a karting circuit

i find her to be angry, but just in the same way everyone in this world is angry. she just had a few vehicles to release her anger instead of sitting around punching walls and mopping about it. i heard she's very shy and funny in person. she, also, has great taste in music and movies.

uhhh... youve never been to the gay 90s in minneapolis, i take it.

fifth member of sonic youth