Ways to be cool
 

I wonder if this was written by a middle schooler?

Speak European ! HA!

I really want to know what things he crossed out.

Eat more meat? Is that a euphemism? Hahahaha and online friendships, brilliant!

cross out "irony" and write in "sarcasm" for the most current fascination with poor character traits.

abercrombie and FLITCH

"hang out with steve" is my fave

hang out with Steve is the best. Where'd you find that?

Dunno 'bout you, but

We're through being cool

psychrock...?

a friend of mine sent me that. hilarious shit

kids is crizazy

psychrock is the cool shit now

so is ambercroombie & flitch (or so I hear).

I'm still working on online relationships. baby steps....baby steps...

I think the funniest is Eat More Meat.

i'm the king of more than half of the things he mentioned!

learn to speak EUROPEAN? what the fuck?

Hang out with steve... brilliant.

steve must have it goin' on

Steve Shelley is a pedophile.

lol @ hang out with steve

that should be a band name

I think this is an outline for a Vice article. the self-reference is right up their alley.

steve is cool.

yes

actually I wrote that, get out of my fucking notebook Rob..

Well, after devoting 20 years to the cause, it's nice to get some sweet spiral-bound VINDICATION.

badly drawn tweety stickers are cool too.

naah i just wanted to post this. found it in some oriental supermarket today. look at the little collagen lips!

Oh wow, tweety looks like a diseased little girl.

With no arms.

Wouldn't that be collagen beak? Not cool

I'm too cool to read this.

lol subscribe to vice and eat more meat.

i detest tweety, the little shit, but i fucking love that picture-- makes him look mutilated, ha haha. and awesome bags under his eyes.


meat is good! fish is better-- and seafood is fucking supreme.

actually, almost every steve i have ever known is cool as fuck.

steve 1 has like 2 terrabytes of videos and movies, works as a laser engraver, and does incredible photography/photoshop.

steve 2 was my spanish 1 teacher in high school, where we listened to awesome music during class. He preferred metallica. He quit teaching after i had his class, and bought a canoe outpost, where a couple years later I worked at. He's published a book on philosophy and spirituality (though not focusing on any single religion).

those are the coolest ones i know.

that doesn't look like a beak.

i loved it because it was so bad, just had to have it. the number on the shirt is mirrored too.

Aye aye

slavo that picture is awesome.

damn right

Ohhh good shit, real lol's for that list and the "diseased little girl with no arms" picture.
Helmets and mowhawks !

Smoke Tom Green Show Cigarettes.



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