I want to marry a woman like my AP English Humanities teacher
 

She's wonderful. Intelligent, sophisticated and charming. She'e 52 and has a nice body for a woman her age. Maybe not conventionally attractive, but she has the certain something about her. Also, I found out from another teacher of mine that she speaks very highly of me quite often. It's nice to be respected by someone you admire.

This post wins. Fuck off everyone else, someone else won.

And the first Google image hit for "AP English Humanities teacher" is...

you should get her some flowers. meow. ;)

"I've got a crush on my
School Teacher
I've got a crush on my
School Teacher

Here I am
With a book and a pen in my hand
Surrounded by confusion
When she passed by my desk
I'm like a nervous wreck
Lapsing concentration

You don't know how I feel
No you don't know
Beauty makes me
Beauty makes me weak

You don't know how I feel
No you don't know
Girl I love to
Girl I love to squeeze"

steel pulse

I found my AP calc teacher somewhat attractive in highschool. She was old, but yes was very into the subject of math and that was cool.

I received a Valentines Email from one of my students last month. They didn't use their student account so I have no idea who it is, but I'm hoping it's from this one particular Estonian girl in my Aesthetics class. Bloody beautiful she is. Life is good sometimes.

Estonian girls rule. Together with the Polish and (some) Slovakians.

I think I saw her at KFC the other day.

pics or I won't get a hard-on

As you wish

while that's delicious, I doubt that is a college english professor!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP. Send her an anonymous letter. In it describe that every night you fantasize hearing her speak to you in private about the course. Tell her that you once found yourself having a dream about you and her going on a trip alone to a museum and discussing the world and how it's changed. Then tell her that in the dream you asked her if you could smell her panties, and she agreed.
Because it all worked out so well in the dream, you want to repeat that in the real world. Then pick a museum and tell her to meet you at the front door of it at 7PM tomorrow night, if she's interested.
You'll be in like a sin my friend!

i dont think you wanna marry a woman like your teacher-- i think you're a little bit in love your teacher. which means that you want her and the hormones got to your head. then again you're in high school, so sublimation is ok.

as soon as you grow up to be of age, however, i recommend you not to always dawdle with fools your age but also find a lovely grown woman to teach you the whole kama sutra-- but yeah, do NOT get married to her (marriage is mostly to spawn, though sometimes for insurance). and wait until you're out of high school-- college or after is a good time for stuff like this. of course, do not mess with married woman or you might end up getting shot. yeah. older women rule.

best wishes dude.

I never had a hot teacher.

i was homeschooled :confused:

I did, and I should have nailed her, but I was all in love with my righteous at the time and didn't take the opportunity.
I was her TA and I could have gotten the T&A, but alas alas, like my nigga Tupac i'm just a sucka fo love..

now, this teacher is even more drop dead gorgeous, but I couldn't get the time of day, even when I tried, I went to my little sister's back to school night three years back, and she was cool but not receptive to love..

ew, incest perv

OP: What sex are you? If you're a chick, this is a cool admission. If you're a guy, you'll find that wanting to marry a woman is gonna make it really really difficult to fit in around here.

i am a hot teacher. I have lots of fans at work.

I have had a hot yearbook teacher, english teacher, and french teacher.

"not receptive to love"


great line

i think rob might appreciate this, ha ha ha

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6154468822745115325&ei=vm21SZ7uA4zuqAP5g6H3Aw&q=ho t+for+teacher&hl=en

you french her?

ahaha!

In my dreams. I failed that class hard.

Really? I guess it could be tough. French was literally second nature to me since I went to a Francophone school as a child.

I suck at foreign languages. I found the grammar easier since I could reason it out but adopting new words without reference is just difficult for me.

I did better in Latin.

Also there were a few cute girls in the class as well and I find women speaking French way attractive so I was very anxious/embarrassed the entire course.

Understandable. And yeah, I guess just learning "from now on, what you call this is called that now. Don't ask why, it just is" can be a little awkward to get used to. It was similar, in some ways, for me when moving in to higher grades at English only schools. A lot of the words didn't make sense to me until I saw some mild similarity to the french word. I still make small mistakes, like putting a dollar sign at the end of a number instead of before. It just makes more sense to me.

I also pronounce "subtract", "substract" more often than not.

Yes, I'm a guy. I'm not the only one who has had these feeling for her. The boyfriend of a close friend of mine had a raging hard-on for her. Funny that earlier in the year I poked fun at a friend of mine for checking her out. Now I'm the one who has googley-eyes

If you end up porking her, don't take any pics and risk them getting out. I still have the pics that got my old Comm. Tech teacher fired. He was a cool dude, but it was a dumb slip up on his end to bang a student and take pics via webcam.

forget that bullshit about "porking her" unless you want to really create some real trouble for yourself or get expelled or what not. in the remote chance that you don't get your ass kicked out of school for acting like a complete fucking dildo for brains, you could get your teacher in a world of shit. vulva's dickhead teacher is prolly registered as a sex offender somewhere-- deservedly so. what an asswad moron, and i don't mean a moron for getting caugh-- i mean a plain-ass fucking immature moron fucktard.

teachers should never fuck their students-- this applies to grownups and much more so to minors. in college/grad-school/etc, the rule is to wait until the course is over and then proceed. there has to be no power relationship in it. besides, it's just fucked to fuck people at work. in other words-- don't shit where you eat. adults who fuck minors deserve for the most part to be shot in the head. i say "for the most part"-- i'm forever grateful to my first hooker.

really, it's a nice crush you have there, don't debase it by acting like a stupid dork and trying to "pork" her. pork! for fuck's sakes!



butchered swine.

keep it nice instead. really. don't end up on springer.

Reminds me of Plato and why he says male teachers shouldn't diddle their boy students.

MILF PORN ADDICT
SPOTTED.

SYRFox: user of the year

that's what happens when you reveal the depths of a refined soul to the toxic air of the internet: everything gets reduced to porking, milf porn, and LOLs. next: lolcats.

i'm gonna have to go with glice in this one and repeat with the chorus-- YOU'RE ALL DEAD INSIDE

i'm also guilty, of course.

i've never EVER met a teacher that i've found attractive. most of my teachers are overweight middle-aged women and chances are that i could stuff my whole textbook up their rotten dirty cunts.

I wouldn't "pork" her. It is just a crush. She's just a cool lady and I would be lucky to be with a woman that shares similar traits (intelligence, class, etc.) I'm not even interested in dating right now. But most of my peers, guys and girls, are fucking dunces. I hope that will change by the time I start college.