Stupidest Guitar Ever?
 

world's stupidest guitar title changes hands?

no longer is steve vai's 5 neck, heart shaped piece of shit trhe world's stupidest guitar.



now we have the penis guitar. (kinda NSFW)

all of these


and these



in fact, the whole god-awful BC Rich company should just disappear, but than again, the suicide rate which is already way to fucking high might increase rapidly as what would all the goth kids have to look foward to without BC Rich guitars?

Bands who play with different tunings could use the first one.
Like..uh..Sonic Youth!

BC Rich is a thousand times more metal than goth.
The Rich "Bich" has a bunch of extra cutaways on it that allow for it to have even more Pointy Parts.
At least the Mockingbird isn't that bad, which means they have one tolerable model. I can't say the same for Parker guitars. Ick.

Probably from the same list.

oh god. that warthog is pretty fucking terrible

i've heard parker guitars are really good though, however having looked them up they definitely are ugly as hell

Not only are Parker guitars ugly as fuck, but they are also super-expensive.
And yes, they are very "playable" if you like that techy crap. The headstocks are even uglier than the bodies.


ONWARD AND UPWARD! Let's get serious here:

I basically hate anyone who idolizes the guitar.

Which is found form in this:

Is that thing a Conklin?
They are responsible for a lot of aesthetic crimes:

Are the volume knobs supposed to look like genital warts?

that's some Frodo serenading gandalf while samwise the good sucks his balls kinda shit!

why does it have a lady's foot sticking out of it? Oh my. such ugliness.

Unsurprisingly, that guitar belongs to one Yngwie Malmsteen.

BC Rich should die as a company.

It's a "Warr Guitar."

glenn branca is not innocent in this department

Colin Marston from Infidel?/Castro! and Behold The Arctopus rocks one of them.

epic thread

thi is METAL


this is not metal


this could be METAL, for sacred reich or nuclear asault



this one os for Prince wanna-bes

What a fucking mess!



He looks so proud.

y'know..



havin' lots of fun


ha yeah

Oh man, this is my new favorite thread!

"overdrive on my megadrive"

= perfect title for a Butthole Surfers LP.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

i kind of think the caravan one is cute.

I like this one.

I like this one as well, but it looks pretty thick. I still wish I had a vox.

You mean Rick Nelson's 5 neck or did Steve Vai have one too?

i got rick's 5 neck an vai's heartshaped one amalgamated in my head, for sheer suckitude

I've always hated Jerry Garcia's custom guitar, I think it looks fucking gaudy..