i got married!
 

on saturday. i am so happy! god knows why i am telling you people because you all suck but i am anyway. hooray.

Good luck with that!

WOW! that was out of the blue?

congrats jon!

congrats!!! even if we all suck

congratulations man! :)

I dnt think we suck.

Congrats man.

Well done that chap, and my regards to Mrs Boy as well.

jon boy and jane girl?

well you just talked yourself out of a wedding gift from the dazed residence and fyi my gifts are the best.

I think we suck...

Congrats Jon!
Hope yours lasts as long as mine has.

...

lol hope you are syaing it won't last loing.

^^^ why? maybe she's a smoking hot rocket scientist.

oh, gawd...please say she's a smoking hot rocket scientist (and then post pictures for me to defile).

ps: grats!

best of luck! congratulations!

Congratulations jon boy! Hope that you enjoy many years of wedded bliss with the missus.

Mazal Tov! all the best.

Well done jon boy!

wow.

congrats! play 100% for her to walk down the aisle to.

Congrats, Jon!
No more traveling then?

Awesome news man. Good luck in yr life together.

Congrats! I really enjoy married life, hope you will too!

pix or it did not happen

congratulations! do better than my parents did!

^ât least they did one thing right :)

Congratulations

Congrats Man, All The Best To You And Yours

Im Married 10 Years Next July! The 24th To Be Exact

2.25 Pm On The 24th To Be Precise...

two, actually. i'm not too sure about how right my youngest brother is.

Congrats

grats

Congratulations, man! Good luck.


My personal opinion is that marriage is death but to each his own.

old fart:D

31 years and counting.:)

commiserations

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

So he stayed home............

........and, they lived unhappily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

it is funny cuz it's true.

i am never getting married now.