Nifty homemade smoking devices.
 

I know this board has a lot of potheads.

Personally, I find one of the most intriguing aspects of stoner culture to be the sheer ingenuity that goes into creating some of the most marvelous homemade smoking devices.

This thread is in honor of said ingenuity. Please share.

$1 Bong/Blunt Saber









Yesterday I purchased the exact same type of squirt gun as pictured above (24" Water Blaster Tube) for a single dollar at my local dollar store.

I sawed off the very tip of the pointed end with a sharp steak knife, to create a wider hole. Carefully, I wrapped duct tape in and around said hole to provide a tighter fit.

'A tighter fit for what?' you may ask. Well, it's really up to you!

With this piece I really enjoy using just a regular bong slider to stick into the altered end. But I have friends who swear by snuggling a blunt into said end.

Once the bowl is packed and in place. Have a friend (or you) extend the squirt gun while you (or a friend) light the herb until the saber is fully extended.

When the chamber is completely filled with thick, juicy smoke: remove the stem/blunt, put the end up to your mouth and have a friend (or you...be creative) shoot it into your mouth for a complete whallop of a hit.

NOTE: You can take the hit by just putting your mouth up against the piece. But I find that it works best to grasp the end of the saber as if you were about to jerk it off, but form a comfortable place to rest your mouth upon with your index finger and thumb. Also, full bowls are never to be packed. The hit will be far too massive and most likely won't light entirely.

Overall, a very effective piece without using up too much ganja at a time.

i just got stoned so i can go to sleep on a couch

i have been dubbed "the guy on the couch"

prob not a good thing

Haha man that's cool.
I'm pretty baked now.

i smoked out of potato last night. got me ripped alright

I'd rather smoke out of something more flavorful. Like an orange.

how do you make sure the smoke gets sucked into the chamber?

You pull on the handle on the non-sawed side. It's an air-tight vacuum, since it's meant to hold and store water inside.

We made an apple bong a few weeks ago then paid some dude to eat it. Later we aspired to make one out of a globe atlas, but forgot about it (for obvious reasons).

Still the ultimate bong goal for me is to make out out of a globe and somehow get it rigged so that you can spin it around while pulling.

How many times had it been smoked out of before it was eaten and how much was he paid?

We used a funnoodle once, y'know, a pool noodle. It provided some monster space inside there. You could also blow it in someone's face from across the room!

3 times, $12AU. Given the condition of the apple prior to smoking it, I wouldn't have eaten it regardless of bongification.

is it safe to use a tuba mouthpiece as a bowl? i know brass is a no go but i think the mouthpiece is stainless steel

I made a piece out of a potato once...called it Spudnik.

haha sweet BAKED POTATO

I'll post instructions on how to build a homemade self contained gravity bong later. I'm far too baked right now to begin to explain.

j00 talkin' about the one with the liter bottle(can be replace with milk jug) and like a bucket?

an oldie, but a goodie

No. This is self-contained. No bucket needed. Just two bottles and a little engineering.

Please do explain. =)

We made a gas mask bong long before they actually were on the market/copyright/sold. Too bad we were all stoners with no ambition to sell product at the time...



Gets you LOADED.

Basically. You have two plastic bottles one with a hole poked right below the cap and then another bottle with a whole big enough for a bullet or a onie to go into it. You seal the two caps together tightly and burn a hole through the two caps so you can seal the two bottles together with a hole for the water to fall through.

Now you have the pipe you can use it. This is a little complicated.

1) hold your finger of the hole for the bowl to go into and fill the bottle with water.

2) seal the bottles together and hold the choke(the hole you poked below the cap on the second bottle)

3) quickly flip the bottle while holding the choke and place the bullet in the hole.

4) finally light the bowl and let go of the choke. The water falling into the bottom bottle will fill the top bottle with thick putrid ass smoke.

I saw one of these recently for sale that was made really nicely and worked a lot more quickly and efficiently. I'm probably going to invest in one.

Hippo Chia Pet

drilled a hole in the mouth and ass of the hippo. Then I took a socket wrench set, and found a socket that was closest to the size of the watering hole found on the top of the hippos back.

I removed the screen from the kitchen water faucet, and cut it a little bit so that i would fit inside of the socket.

Then I brought out a soldering iron and an orange mountain dew bottle cap. I melted the center of the cap out and placed the socket (with the screen inside of it) inside of the cap. Then melted the plastic around the socket to form a bond.

The end result was beautiful.

First you kiss the hippo. Then you light the bowl on the hippos back. It could stay in the watering hole because the bottle cap was wider than the hole. As you pulled through, you could get a pipe-like hit by "fingering" the butt hole of the hippo. By the time you took your hit, the body of the hippo was filled with smoke. 2 for the price of one.