i am gonna be a dad!
 

i literally cant believe it!

so yr enjoying yr honeymoon, I take it.

first ye get hitched, then ye blast a load deep inside and get isemination propagation! are you trying to break recordS??????

The devil will find work for idle hands.

Congratulations.

Congrats, god I feel old now.

Me too!!

LOL CONGRATULATIONS JON BOY <3

that's a blessing.
congrats!

april fool you f*cking c*nts.

Ah, so you're impotent.
Sorry for that.

let me give it a shot with yr lady then. t'will be YOU that's the april fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you! It's past mid-day!

sorry she requires men with class and stamina.

staminchia

so yr having trouble consummating the marriage, I take it.

CUNT FUCK

^^^ blatant one-upsmanship.

I knew it! I was gonna say April Fool's but I read the rest of the thread....

Well either way....when are you gonna get it done?

you mean you're not the real father?

fuck you and rick Astley!!!!!:p:p:p

hahahaahh!!!! who gives a shit what she requires??? ;)

her pimp.

i stand corrected

speaking of which Rob, I found this baby picture of you:

^^lawlzzzzzzzzzz

ha yeah

cuddle anyone?

yozaaa

hahaha, you win again, Rob.

I'd never share my happiness with you, not even on the first of April.

Not cool.

Another way of saying twat.

Exactly.

Hey jon boy, Congrats on the kid!

what day is it?

???