The Diss in popular music
 

Can't go wrong with it. Y'know, don't get on the wrong side of Roxanne, 'cos she'll clearly flay you.

And, er, Frankee.

Dissing the Pumkins nearly redeems Pavement. Nearly, but not quite. So yeah. Let's have some musical disses.

As in Lady Gaga sucks? Because she does!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRc7pwnt0U

No Vaseline, one of the best diss tracks ever. No subtlety, no restraint, just insult after insult.

I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick.

Eazy-E dissing Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYc0Xt8Pcjw

Ice Cube dissing Cypress Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0hRb_C9AI

Cypress Hill dissing Ice Cube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_godvzfz0g

Haha you only weigh 60 pounds when yous wearing boots nigga

Jay-Z basically dissing the Gallaghers by playing Wonderwall at Glastonbury was pretty awesome, cause I hate Oasis.

Fucking hell

Mo'

No, you div. Put that in musical form and we're talking. Although, to be honest, I expect Lady Gaga is probably better than whatever divvy cack you'd come up with.

at the very least, lady gaga is kind of like an electro-glam-pop-pap spinal tap.

I love Lady Gaga.

Right, good, I'm not that fussed by Lady Gaga yet, but I'm sure she'll put out a single I like eventually.

Back to the diss - MES in incomprehensible rant shocker.

THIS!

Ecstatic midgets.. ouch.

I need a cold shower I think

It should be noted that it's likely Herr Rail likes this song mainly because it mentions bacon butties.

SUCK YOUR MUM! That's full on playground shit, which is PRECISELY what it's all about.

Bolllocks! I linked the wrong track. That Wiley track is boring. THIS is the one I meant.

That's fucking brutal.

Edit: Someone rep the Rail for me.

Might be the funniest hip hop diss ever, seriously, and the video is gold.

"All that gang shit's for DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!"

It's insane isn't it.

This is what it's a response to. Almost as sexy, but not quite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Egh6aHXWE

I'm on that Lady Fury. Has a worrying fascination with the precise content of Shystie's shit. Shystie merked that gyal.

Edit: Oh, and Jenn - unfortunately, us Brits can't see that vid, due to different things in Britain, which is rubbish.

I think I want to marry Shystie, fa realz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwqXTe4A5HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goL--3yCjJE

Damnit, everyone should have the ability to see Tim Dog defend the honor of New York hip hop.

Were you linking 'Fuck Compton'? That's a fucking GREAT diss!

this link should work in the UK. Just the track though, no actual video.

this is the hardcore disshit
for real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M3LqJwisvE

Yessir, Tim Dog was not playing with the West Coast.

I'm down with that. I think Shystie's winning for my money, but that's some dark shit right there. Is that an ESG sample?

yeah, UFO.

Just one of the several hundred (that may not be so much of an
exaggeration) tracks to use "UFO".

Damn you Demon! Too quick for me.

I forget the song :-(

but off of RAM where Paul McCartney says she wanted him first, talking about yoko directed at John.

Fucking brutal man, because it's true.

Even though Paul McCartney and Yoko are kind of tools.

Though Lennon's repsonse song, how do you sleep, is better.

"The only thing you done was, 'yesterday'"

"Those freaks was right when they said, you was dead"

Dr. Dooom - What I always assumed was Eminem, "You fuckin' pink maggot"

"I hope your bitch is in the audience
Your wife too, that's your fanbase -- plus your DJ's in the place
I'm about to boo you, let it be fair; when you come off-stage
ninety percent of the people that came on your guest list
ain't gon' be there
A big dissapointment when I rub your asshole with a verbal ointment"

Holy shit.

Hey thanks, I'd never heard that one.

But it reminded me of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP05iyXnV5Q
...and it turns out that it's indeed a reply to Tim Dog, says Wikipedia.

this thread is good and all.

I forgot this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ARBlKUma0
It's a full-on attack on MF DOOM, yet in a way he's also reaching out. It's great.