Dman thats gross...
 

I thought I would enlignten you all with a story, this just happened a few minutes ago.

Any Im in front of my computer editing some audio, eating a chicken patty & cheese sandwitch. Well you know how when you laugh or cough while drinking something and it gets stuck in your nasal passage? Well this happened with my sandwich. I started to caugh and I choked. Then it starts to hurt when I swallow. Ive got a runny nose so I get up to go spit but then I end up spitting out a chunk of bread that was trapped in my nasal passage. Fuck that was gross.

okay, thanks.

sounds fun!

I remember one time my school band went to McDonalds after a festival and while I was laughing, McFlurry came out of my nose. One of the best days of my life.

Moe snot stories.

I once again had a really bad runny nose. Me and friends were eating at lunch and everyday we always do something crazy. So I started laughing hysterically, then a load of mucas came flying out of my nose and landed on my half eatten italian sandwich. I was very angry.

This happens to me all the time.

I hate it when milk comes out of your nose. No fun at all.

Can anybody put a string through their noise and out their mouth?
I've never tried, but it's on my list of things to do.

I saw someone do it with their eye.

with their eye?!?!

I might have to give that a try if I manage to do it with my nose.

I remember when i had the flu i had eaten spicy chicken club, and when i threw up it burned really bad in my nasal passasge.

Since we're talking about the deformaties of the human body, Ijust recently have pinched a nerve in my righ knee cap area. It is completely numb, & whenever I move, or strectch in an ood way, I have this tearing sensation shoot up my knee. & this is not good for us skateboarder's. I'm regular footed, by the way

i'm sure you guys have had coke come out of your nose. that shit burns.

Not as bad as a spicy chicken club

ohhhh. ive had one of those before. it's pretty spicey

dude, that so happens to me like all the time!!

It burns like fire!

usually people find it easier to get coke up their noses.

Don't tempt me.

drugs are bad for you

ugh man this hurts. i hate it.

offtopic @ marley and schizo:
why do you guys have the same signatures?

I've had a mixture of absinthe and a mushed up chip come out of my nose in the middle of a club before

And why exactly did this happen?

speaking of coke and snot ... massive boogers will follow the usage of coke not a pretty sight to witness

once when i was about 8 and on a ferry to the isle of wight (sp) i put the straws from my orangesoda up my nose and breathed in real hard. that hurt.

ive also snorted an entire pixie stick. that hurt too.

Ooh forgot about pixie sticks, we used to dare each other in school to snort those. I did that once and hocked purple loogies for an hour.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

it happened cus i was 17 i think, way too drunk to realise when to stop and had just partially swallowed the chip before trying to down the absinthe. I started coughing and choking a lot and i could feel something in that bit between your throat and your nose and to feel better i did a big HHHHHHWWWWWWWWWCCCKKKKK and out came the mixture. wasn't too pleasurable and i bet you're glad you asked

saw someone being sick with a crash helmet on once. that was extremely gross yet satisfyingly funny.

I snorted a packet of peper before. Hurt for two days. I don't suggest doing it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! that sounds nasty

I have a friend who has a hole in his (if I remember rightly) left nostril. Occasionally, we will have parties where we snort various things - vodka being the most unpleasant, but coke has been consumed. Occasionally, he will forget about this hole, and will consume said items... the hole causes the substance to affect his eye... meaning, with vodka, that his hole eye goes red... not just swimming pool red, properly blood red... it's the single most horrible thing I've witnessed on a regular basis.