Fuck, Marry, Kill. And why?
 

Who would you bed, who would you wed, and who would you want dead? Those are the only options. Thor is hovering above you and will brain you with Mjolnir if you deviate.

First up: The amazing Phyllis Diller, the very knowledgeable Dr. Ruth, and the hottest new singing sensation.

So we have to choose from those three women?

Word.

I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.

I Want All Of Them Dead!!111!

Beware Mjolnir!

this sounds about right.

Yeah, it's a thinking person's game. Like chess.

These make the most sense to me.

Audrey Tautou, Hope Sandoval, and Nico. One must perish.

nico's already perished!

Yeah, and I would never have a chance in Hell of hitting or marrying Audrey or Hope.

I'd kill the author of the thread and fuck all three.

Audrey Tautou and Hope Sandoval are clearly the same person.

i'm so glad to be straight.

1. Cate Blanchett (hot, blond, famous, apparently wealthy)

2. Heather Tesch (weather channel woman, hot, blond, smart, able to stay fucking beautiful even when she's pregnant)

3. The guy who started the Sonics fastfood chain (have you ever eaten at a Sonics?)

i'd fuck the pregnant chick just to see what it was like, marry cate for the dough (in iowa.) and cheat on her with men, and kill the guy who made sonics. I don't need one more thing temtping me to eat unhealthily. i'm so glad theres only 2 sonics in mn.

Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back!

no no no

they just legalized gay marriage, so i figure i should give the gay-supporting churches some business and limelight, you know?

Oh, I see, you're female. OK. If you do, can I join you for the honeymoon?

I HAVE ONE!!!



carrot top - steriod edition



steve buscemi



the entire cast from the broadway musical cats.

Yeah. But, like, she's my wife soo... you might just have to sit in a corner and jack off.

Ewww on the first two accounts. Meh, on the third (your chances of success would not be good. In situations like this, if you hope to get away, you have one shot, and you need to make it good.)

That would work.

you cant say 'ewww'!!!

you HAVE to answer. its the rules of the internet that you simply HAVE to abide.

I'm saying eww to your first two choices. Sorry, that's all I can manage.

Selma Hayek




Penelope Cruz




Monica Bellucci

In another life we will be cats.

Penelope. Nice.

Thats the line I use to seduce people.

"maybe in another life... When we are both cats."

Technical support!!!! Technical support!!!

because i thought for a second we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!!!!!!!

Ha ha. God, I love that movie. Hate Tom Cruise, but love that movie.

FUCK




MARRY

 

KILL