music is for fagots
 

hii

I went to a gay bar last night.

they had a jukebox.

am I doin' it right?

Yay! Summer has become a full grown troll! Oh, they grow up so fast!

mesbrowz

I'm going to a gay pub next week.

I wonder if that'll have a jukebox too.

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Wow!
At the gay bar

Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar
You're a superstar, at the gay bar
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar
You're a superstar, at the gay bar
Superstar
Super, super, superstar!

and an antisemite as well!

I can spot the word "Jew" amongst the sig-trash.

that last bit is clearly a jab at !@#$%! too.

shame.

They have Howling Hex and Royal Trux on the jukebox, believe it or not. I'll put it on for you.

And by the letters following directly after the word jew is an obvious indication of a New Kids On The Block fan.

you can only hope.

they have the best jukeboxes in gay bars.

afterall, music is for fagots(sic).

of note: last night at the gay bar, the jukebox played NOFX.

was it Mucky Pup that had a song called I wish I was gay so I could get chicks? If not who? anyone? Bueller?

^ bloodhound gang. queer.

EDIT: I meant it's 'queer' not 'gay'. "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks".
I wasnt calling you a queer. You would be a 'bear' anyway.


BTW- If musics for fags, then I am one flaming bloody homo.
I want to dance to some Royal Trux with Porky.

Clearly the days of a campari and grapefruit in the company of a sailor while marlene dietrich witters on in the background in german are far behind us.

Apparently proper spelling is too.

Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. I have seen so many hot lesbians in this town.

like a bundle of sticks?

I don't get it.

(i think we should all communicate via youtube comments in this thread)

the Lamie girl with red hair is Avril in a wig rite???

Yeah. I don't get it.

bundle of sticks as in faggot

Haha. Oh man. DR666 for the win...
Faggots were sticks of wood that were used to start a fire at a Witch burning. Some believed that a gay or lesbian person would be burned, along with faggots, to help start the fire. Gradually, the term was believed to be used to refer to the victim instead of the wood. This etymology appears to be incorrect. Tracing the history of "faggot" back through French and Latin to its Greek origin, it has always referred to a bundle of sticks.

Yeah, although that seems to affect all sexualities.

Go into a chat room and try and have cybersex. nobody can spell anything besides 'mmmmmmmm' these days. It's a sickness, I tell you.

brb, sternly appreciating silence.

I love it. Obscure as fuck but fascinating. Thanks.

Now tell me how that relates to my obsession with the lovely lesbians who grace the streets of my town with their gorgeous presence?

QTF. Every hot girl I've ever met in Asheville is lesbian. I met one that fronted an all-girl Misfits cover band...*swoon*

Funny. Yeah. One thing that made my wife feel better about me living here and her in Portland--one of our lesbian friends in Columbia told us that Asheville is the lesbian capital of the U.S. There is ZERO chance of me cheating on my wife here even if I were so inclined.

I know a schtick when I see one.


^^^ a bundle of schticks.

Would I stand a chance if I wore my Beastie Boys T-shirt? Do lesbian girls like the Beasties?

Please, God, in my next life, let me come back as a slim 20-year-old lesbian.

^^^ the gatefold Paul's Boutique is worth $$$.

oh...

I'm sorry.

I'll come back when yr not touching yrself.

OK, I'm done. I washed my hands, too.

I imagine the original gatefold is, indeed. Unfortunately I only have the recently reissued gatefold. Supposedly it's faithful to the original though. Oddly enough, it was priced less than Check Your Head.

I'd offer to trade you for mine (just because I'm nice), but I'd rather gloat over it, waving my original gatefold at you, yelling "ha ha".

Imma play Merzbow in the the next pub I go to.

jolly good, ol' fellow. jolly good. pip pip 'n all that.

Bloody 'ell mate.

you sound just like glice when you say it like that.

you even nailed the tricky silent H.

I'm just as cocky too.

I thought this said "music is for bagels" for about a tenth of a second and soon became sorely disappointed.

Seriously? Wow, nice. Did you buy it when it first came out, or pick it up later? And do you mind if I ask how much you paid for it?