Where the hell is naive melody?
 

Huh?

Was she just a flash in the pan?

A ship passing in the night?

A one-night stand?

A spring romance?

A quickie?

what?

If you have to ask, you'll never understand.

You could have easily made that a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference and you didn't. It's things like this that make me disappointed in you.

Well, feel free to enlighten me. I see that as a strength in you, your possessing some tidbit of knowledge that I don't. Use this to your advantage, kiddo! It is such that shall free you from awkwardness.

Not being a diehard RHCP fan, I imagine "naive melody" is a RHCP song title or some such?

I bought the Mother's Milk LP in the 80s. Listened to it a lot. Then heard the d.j. (female) of the alternative radio station in Newport News describe how she was assaulted in the limo when she tried to interview the band when they came to play in Virginia. She wasn't your shock jock. She was low-key and conveyed integrity, so her account pretty much turned me off the band.

...no.

If you have to ask
You'll never know
Funky motherfucker
Will not be told to go (oh woh woh)

I see.

I was reaching back a bit further to a jazz musician of old, actually. Actually.

Naive Melody appears to be a Talking Heads song.

Reallyyyyyy? Who was he? I shall explore his soundscapes with my ears.

Google Satchmo. Or Louis Armstrong.

Really? Do you know what album?

Speaking In Tongues.

It's proper title is This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

Oh, yeah! Thanks. I have that album, actually.

Good catch, SY37.

Hope yr doing well.

I think it was your mentioning 'the spare room' that drove her off. Poor thing.

i think she's sick...
































sick of gmku's shit!!!1

She's in your brain, telling you to burn things.

if I were to guess, I'd say, she was run off like all the other new people that think "hey, I like sonic youth", only to discover that this board has nothing to do with sonic youth and everything to do with The Fine Art of High Cuntestry.

I thought that last underlined phrase was a link :(

I fixed it.

better?

:)

Well, it's orange now, but still not clickable...

ok try now.

shes probably shopping at wal-mart.

HEY O!!














(or is that not funny anymore. are we dropping that?)

Jokes never get old here, you're cool.

last i heard she was on The Fall forum discussing air conditioning with someone named NewPuritan.

Travis Metcalf: acoustic guitar
Travis Hartnett: acoustic guitar
Derek DiFilippo: bass, slide guitar
Steve Ball: acoustic guitar, drums, vox

Ha ha. Indeed.

Repped.

did she ever once actually mention sonic youth?

she didn't have time, too busy posting about her hamster or her faucet or something.

Same could be said about quite a few people here.

there was a hamster li li li, there was a faucet lo lo lo
there was a hamster and a faucet li lo li lo
the hamster oh the hamster had its little paws
scratch scratch it went at the corner of the glass
the faucet had this drip drip and it was drip drip
metallic almost chrome, but better
because of luster
and the hamster was of sparkling pepper & topaz
and the hamster could survive its wheel
but the faucet drip drip
the faucet was all luster and shining and smudged sometimes
by the farmhands washing their farmy hands
and you could hear the whirring of the wheel until
you turned on the faucet and the water gushed
then you'd turn it off, stop the flow, conserve the h2o,
and there'd be the whirr the whirr whirr
and that sparkling hamster was somewhere around
with a neck that wasn't chopped by a slipping paw,
no, no that hamster had the little paws
li lo li lo
and the faucet had oxidizing woes
li lo li lo

I've heard that if you cut off a hamster's head, it will live for a week (only dying from starvation/dehydration).

decapitated hamster + dripping faucet. hmm. eternal life on earth? (if you're a hamster?) it would just need a seeing eye parrot to guide it to the faucet and someone to fashion its sundered throat to the drip drip
li lo li lo

What I liked most was the series of job threads. First she posts about how excited she is that the end of the work day is coming up. Then, either the same or the next day, we learn she's been fired. Then we learn the reason she was fired was for surfing the Web on company time.

LOL, I say.

^^^ she started posting 1 hour before she was fired!

although I don't believe that was the stated cause of her termination. I was looking for something to blame SYG for, and it wasn't working.

she never even posted her tits.

^ Maybe she was just waiting for you to ask.

i did

... and decapitation.

she dropped this place like a bad bean pie

too many PM's of hairy-shafted swarthy mediterranean cocks.