Inspire me
 

I'm writing a research paper on Existentialism. Say funny shit to keep my creativity flowing.

There's more to life than life.

ANYONE WHO HAS BLOOD TIES TO GEORGE WASHINGTON IS IN THE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE HE WAS KILLED AND THEY ARE THE ANCESTORS OF ADAM WEISHAUPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

that's a lie

but which one?

I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen of the mind.

That's so devilish, it's clevelish.

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

"My mother's nickname? Truckers, delivery guys, men coming in and out of the house all day, they all called her "the Grand Canyon". But I never knew why... it's just a great wide gash, spread open for the enjoyment of all to come inside as he pleases and pleasures. Often there's a donkey in there... OHHHHHHHH!"

You're so smart, I'm getting a smart-on. Talk nerdy to me, baby.

This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds. A vengeful black hate-sludge, with a grudge, hath brought the reaper you've sewn in the goo of your guilt, as the creme de your karma is roosting home to harm you.

I must have wolfed a mind burrito, 'cus I just had a massive brain fart.

Nobody ever went broke from underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

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^ totally existential


Also, coincidentally, I was cleaning up a bit of the garage today and came across my existentialism class notebook. I should re-read it.

I think she's my dream girl.

simone's butt got j-p going...

caramel vaginas.

anybody ever listen to these guys...? i remeber seeing them in the record store, but never checked them out.

dun dun dun

I know I've seen that before, but WHERE?

Takeshi Kitano painting called "Suicide", also in the film Hana-Bi/Fireworks.

Ah, I had a vague idea that I had seen it in a film somewhere but couldn't place it. I remember now.
That's a good one, Hanabi, innit?

JPS Experience (as they later became known) were one of the Flying Nun bands from the 80s and 90s. I've heard a few of their songs, they're pretty good.

"He was a punk, she did ballet / what more can I say?"

be sure to include us in yr bibliography.