How the Fuck Am I Going to Pay For Grad School?
 

a) Start Robbing Motherfuckers?





b) Dealing Hard Drugs?





c) Insurance Fraud





d) Sue Somebody?

e) Divine Intervention

Take a loan!

Live in debt forever!

I'm currently in a similar predicament. Luckily, I reckon I could make quite a bit of money on ebay with records that I've not listened to for yonks and no longer like/ want. That should take me up to about £3.40...

I intend to move to a third world country and take on a salary between $400-1200 (3000-9000 birr) US a month, and nearly all of that will be needed to cover my own expenses, so I believe paying back tens of thousands of dollars of debt will be fucking impossible.. no loans, they limit i-man ability to be travel ready, and in Rastafari travel-ready is an absolute must.

Why do you want to go to Grad School?
To impress people, to make money (later), or for another reason?

No, to do the important works. My little bachelor's degree doesn't add up to much any more, many Ethiopians have a few of them, and even if I don't make it that far, I need the MA even MORE here in Los Angeles then in Ethio..

Its all part of a vision. Emperor Haile Selassie was about big things.

What works, may I ask?

see if you can get sponsorship from a local authority. they often have money put aside to help students.

I'm not sure what you mean by local authority, but I have been looking into local scholarships and grants, the state is too broke to give out the legendary CAL Grants anymore, but they used to practically pay the whole way like a free ride but way way way too many people get years worth of these grants but never finish the school, essentially wasting the investment with no return. Truthfully I don't want any of the shitstem's money anyways, which is why I payed for my BA on my own with out any govt loans/grants/funding.

start robbing mo fugs.

It's gonna have to be robbery then.

but to get that kind of money I might have to rob, shit.. at least 200 people.





what would Jesus do?

or one really wealthy one. As you said yourself, its about 'big things'.

seen.



or

jesus would tell you to go get government grants posing as an albino black guy, full scholarship!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Money-Fast
Ha.

jack those motherfuckers for their nissan trucks.

right in the drive through.

whatever you do, make sure you get the opportunity to shout 'Attica' to the tv cameras.

How to make mo money without usin Yo money, homeboyz seminar

Sell your hair.

fixed!

Can you Sioux someone instead of Sueing them?

so who is gonna break the tie breaker between hard drugs and divine intervention?

"Don't make a scene nigga charge it to the tripple beam, buck the stress and let that lil orange box of baking soda do the rest.. holla at my neighborhood chef Raul, known for cloning chickens and turning one into two thats what he do for a living thats what he's used to.."

You mean to tell us you didn't start robbi'n Mo FUgs.

nah, thats not my style, I'm more into illicit sales and the power of prayer, so I am waiting for the tie breaker between hard drug dealing and divine intervention..



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how to pay for gradschool: DON'T.

get funding-- get a TA (not tits and ass), a GA, or a fellowship.

avoid loans unless you're going to yale law school-- the only one that guarantees you'll pay back (well, there are others).

otherwise man up and get a job.

p) All of the above.

umm.. got one, I think you mean get another one.

you think god works in mysterious ways?

nope

just order this bread and he'll put some cash in yr bank account




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_CYVGN15E

Better start practicing your fellatio skills.

Oh no Rob, that's the goddamn entire plot for "Soul Man". Arghhhh!!!

a friendly reminder from satan: don't forget to swallow!

I've always thought of Satan as a spitter, because Satan doesn't aim to please.

Or maybe Satan just swallows the cock whole after biting it off.

i never spit. never.

then again i enjoy sucking dick. so i guess it's your call.

Swallow but have gum.

while these recent suggestions might be good for some, these suggestions do not help me pay for grad school. besides, I'd much prefer robbing motherfuckerz or pimping out some other chick. after all, its much easier to get a chick to suck fools up or yourself up for you and for $$$, rather than to do it myself:

You could start a pyramid savings scheme, then do a runner with the proceeds.

Alternately, you could start a sponsorship programme, whereby you get a whole bunch of SYG boardies to send you $50 a time, which would be used to help pay your way. What would the boardies get in return for their subscription? Your eternal gratitude, and a CDR containing your thank you message, you singing some Ethiopian hymns, and perhaps a selection of tunes that you have recorded.

Sort of like a make a donation for a child.

Don't pay for Grad School... download it!