Need to settle a conflict?
 

Personally, I'm a bit bored with the obnoxious name-calling. Time to kick it up a notch with a good 'ol battle royale.

Everyone is free to attack or defend their worthless opinions of Rather Ripped, or whatever else you'd like to bicker about, with harmless internet violence.

Everyone gets one weapon of choice, but the weapon must fit in a backpack.





Meri Kurisumasu!

ok i choose a large bomb. preferably a nuclear warhead with a large yield.

knowing me i'd get the sauce pan lid, i dont really get into arguements with people on here though.

who wants to drop acid and go see Todd Rundgren with me?

i choose a large bucket of poo

And i promise to set Saturnine on you if you react.

I'll take a Colt M4-A1 with optional silencer, scope, and grenade launcher attachments.

Actually no. I want this:




Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator With Organic Management Capabilities

What are you guys going to do when I use all sorts of metal objects as shields, throw them at you, and then pull your dead comrades towards me and throw them at you once again? Or I could just use it's main fire mode and hit you so hard that your bones get crushed and die!

silliness

over the internet, poo is best

Well he did win.

I don't get into arguments here either, but I figured I'd mention the absurdity of it all. I mostly wanted to see what weapons people picked.


Also:

Sex is my weapon, for I am pimp.

But not really. I'd go for one of those awesome guns from 'The Fifth Element'.

well if cool guns is what you want you can't beat those chicken-bone ones from existenz

Weapon of choice

Betsy and I go a long way back.



Nothing beats the most abundant weapon on earth.
Not very accurate, but it won't let you down.

I just can't decide...

i'd go with a molecular-rearranger,a "thing" that separates molecules and rebuilds another thing with the same starting molecules.example:i hit plastic bowl,i get sunglasses.it would be fun to use against living beings.but i am a pacifist kind of guy,so i'd never use it.

Me being a Jedi... like my father before me.. i picked the Lightsabre

push the red button..
don't push the red button...




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Did someone say Acid?

im there man, in the red shirt, look so are you!!!

My bare hands are my weapon of choice.

56 is a real man.

Yes, I can't believe no one else said this.