Girls vs. Boys
 

just curious to know the guy versus girl ratio on SYG. seems to be just as many ladies that know their shit as there are guys on this board, which is quite excellent imo.

so tell me- who are you? what are you? where are you? how are you?

heres a clue, the answer is in my name.

i'm a man.
a real man.
not a trashy shemale bot or any other weirdo you might find here.
I'm the real deal.
THE SHIZ.

ur a boy. cute. are you legal?


it began as if u were answering my personal ad. ur 26 yrs. male. and from georgia?
do i win? i agree with ur comment. sorry ur tired.



ummm. there is nothing wrong w/shemales, bots or wierdos. i like ur location tho. you misspelled shiT.

I thought the poll was about what we preferred to fuck.

I put ladies

who cares?

looking at your poll though i have to say I LIKE THE SNATCH

so i'm putting my money on its TOTAL VICTORY

girls vs boys?

the penis breaks the vaginas armor every time!

the vagina is basically the sheath to the sword! right?


how can a weapon holding device beat the weapon!?

for the intents and purposes of this medium, I voted "Other Creature".

other sonic-poster's dangly-bits don't matter so much to me. I'm into skull-fucking.

it electrocutes and then melts it

it's alien technology, for sure

I am

As for me, Ploesj recently made me discover ELEPHANT FISTING. Currently diggin' it. Who would have thought Ploesj was into that?

It's always the cutesy wholesome ones that start stickin their fists up elephants...

whoa! i didn't know she had it in her-- that protein-supplement program must be working...

I'm a bunny

yeah i know....

say it. say "fuck me".

is that a command or a request?

ladies and gentlemen i give you bobby peru

my snatch and i care. and we already have won.


you know that saying- 'floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee'? he was actually talking about a vag. they look all soft and pretty on the outside, but once inside they turn into something like the sarlacc pit.


get out of my head man. skull fuckin is my thing!
To give a good skull-fucking, there are various rules you must follow if you want to do it properly. Here's a list I found to aid any up and coming skull-fuckers out there, and to help the technique of any veteren skull-fuckers.

1) Finding a suitable partner - Because skull-fucking almost invariably ends in the death of the skull-fuckee, you will want to do it to someone you don't particularly care about.

2) Restrain the skull-fuckee - You do not want your skull-fucking partner to be able to move around, If you do not properly restrain your victim, you run the risk of having your penis bitten off. Buy yourself a book of knot tying, and use that with some nylon rope to tie your partner to something sturdy.

3) Gouge out one or both eyeballs - An ice cream scoop can work fairly well to get that pesky eye of its socket. You may find a scalpel will be quicker and more humane though. If you are feeling really adventurous, you can eat the eyeball like a cherry tomato.

4) Commence skull-fucking - The most satisfying part of the skull fuck is penetrating the eye socket with your penis. Thrust away until you climax. Generally, if you thrust vigorously enough, you will scramble the brain matter of the skull-fuckee so much that by the time you ejaculate, that person will be dead. If they are still alive, you may have to wait until you can achieve another erection so you can continue your skull-fucking session. Trust me, your partner will die eventually.

5) Dispose of the evidence - I find that eating my skull-fucking partners is the best way to hide their remains. Experiment to find what works best for you.

Happy skull-fucking!

ploesj is now the kinky hotness queen

im sorry but zombie flesh smells too funky.

THANK YOU I'LL PASS

but generally speaking the snatch wins. obviously.

you have a PENIS? what in the fuck is this shit?!?!

I knew that finding a girl who was into sarlaccs was too good to be true!



I thought you was a bunny.

bunnies jump fast.

you jump back slow.

means something, don't it?

means something to me.

my penis is detachable.

when do you detach?

i only attach to skull fuck. otherwise i enjoy my female naughty bits.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you. it won't happen again. :(



now...shhhh be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits with my SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET.

this pleases me

fyi- i was not offering. but if i want, i get. see, im zombie robot. half and half, the best of both. so my snatch is robotic, kinda like a pocket pussy. non rotted and smells sorta like a sweet metallic polyethylene.


im glad, now do my bidding.

alright. fuck me I'm a bunny :D

ps- this is becoming a great thread

some day, honey, I will!
but I gotta get goin'!



o, you minx.

you tease! *hops away*

The penis sheath is the foreskin.

The vagina is the virgin soil that needs to be subdued by man's will... lol not rly

fixed.

i'm a girl who thinks this whole elephant-fisting thing is going to follow her around for some time.

I'm a boy, so..i vote for girls.