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top 60 ghetto names
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Courtney.
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Thurston
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Sean
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Aubrey
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I'm currently a fan of iranian women.
despite having eyebrows that look like large caterpillars, there's something irresistible about them. maybe it's the riots. maybe it's the atom bomb. I don't know. that said, "Top 55 Persian Names" totally got me off. say Farzim again, baby. |
delicious
danelle janelle ramelle rochelle spechelle lavelle kenzelle carmelle arielle ariana devona shamiqua kiki tyrone marcus jerome dequan lashawna daneka carletta monesha shakisha tamika I think thats 25, without watching the link. And yes, I know/knew people with all of those names. |
i knew a black girl named preshus
and another one named brittish. BRITTISH. |
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British. Now that's a hell of a name. Classic, it trascends conformity and proper taste. |
it was spelled with two t's so it also transcends the english language
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i met a girl called diamond love once.
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I knew a black girl named Newbia. Yeah. I know.
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my favorite ghetto name is la-a. pronounced "ladasha."
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My favorite name was Delicious. She was a girl in my 10th grade home ec class. Just hearing the homeboys yelling her name was the shit...."Hey! Deliishuuus!'' Funny thing is she wasn't very delicious from a physical standpoint, unless you find overweight(not chunky or chubby but FAT) girls with a decent looking face your thing. I suppose most the dudes that hollered at her felt between those thick fatty thigh laid some magical, life-altering pussy.
Oh well, she soaked it all up (the attention) like a pro. |
Having an adjective for a first name is the shit.
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I've know several girls named Mercedes.
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I think having a verb for a first name would be even more awesome.
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Lift
Push Change Fold Abscess |
That's it, my first born child will be named Abscess.
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Too bad you're not an Addams.
Speaking of which, I tutoring a girl that was named Tuesday. |
Dartanyun. Dar-tan-yun. for real.
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Their middle name can be Addams.
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Sounds like Funyun |
That would have been much better
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That dumbest thing ever is someone who is the III (like Sr, Jr, III) and is called Trey. That's a guarantee that the guy is an ass.
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I knew a Theodore Lee Jones III that went by Trey. No shit.
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Guy should have been named "Thomas"
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Yeah, should have.
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you mean like d'Artagnan of three musketeers, but transliterated? that's pretty ghetto and yet kinda cool at the same time. |
Dar-tan-yun is a dope name, class A, top five excellence.
The only rival to it would be ''Isosceleze'' pronounced eye-saw-suh-leez |
I've met a shitload of LaShandas and Tamekas and LaTrishas in Baltimore. There's plenty of them over there.
I was talking to this LaShanda once and asked her: "Why is none of your homegirls called Susan or Jane?". That cracked her up. |
I swear - it's almost like they determine their baby's names by rollling dice imprinted with syllables instead of numbers. It's seemingly that random:
"Yo girl, whatchoo roll?" "I gots a "Sha" a "Quan" and a "Da". |
Dixie Normous
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there seems to be a trend at the moment in Australia for bogans to name their daughters after expensive foreign cars - lexus, mercedes, etc
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watermelondrea
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Lamont
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Ray-ray
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