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jon boy 07.06.2009 07:11 PM

top 60 ghetto names
 
look and see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 07:12 PM

Courtney.

Seandi 07.06.2009 07:27 PM

Thurston

Seandi 07.06.2009 07:31 PM

Sean

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 07:32 PM

Aubrey

floatingslowly 07.06.2009 07:40 PM

I'm currently a fan of iranian women.

despite having eyebrows that look like large caterpillars, there's something irresistible about them.

maybe it's the riots. maybe it's the atom bomb. I don't know.

that said, "Top 55 Persian Names" totally got me off.

say Farzim again, baby.

Shifty Prophet 07.06.2009 08:00 PM

delicious
danelle
janelle
ramelle
rochelle
spechelle
lavelle
kenzelle
carmelle
arielle
ariana
devona
shamiqua
kiki
tyrone
marcus
jerome
dequan
lashawna
daneka
carletta
monesha
shakisha
tamika

I think thats 25, without watching the link.

And yes, I know/knew people with all of those names.

Satan 07.06.2009 08:19 PM

i knew a black girl named preshus

and another one named brittish. BRITTISH.

Shifty Prophet 07.06.2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i knew a black girl named preshus

and another one named brittish. BRITTISH.


British. Now that's a hell of a name. Classic, it trascends conformity and proper taste.

Satan 07.06.2009 08:23 PM

it was spelled with two t's so it also transcends the english language

jon boy 07.06.2009 08:25 PM

i met a girl called diamond love once.

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 08:25 PM

I knew a black girl named Newbia. Yeah. I know.

automatic bzooty 07.06.2009 08:30 PM

my favorite ghetto name is la-a. pronounced "ladasha."

Shifty Prophet 07.06.2009 08:39 PM

My favorite name was Delicious. She was a girl in my 10th grade home ec class. Just hearing the homeboys yelling her name was the shit...."Hey! Deliishuuus!'' Funny thing is she wasn't very delicious from a physical standpoint, unless you find overweight(not chunky or chubby but FAT) girls with a decent looking face your thing. I suppose most the dudes that hollered at her felt between those thick fatty thigh laid some magical, life-altering pussy.

Oh well, she soaked it all up (the attention) like a pro.

Danny 07.06.2009 08:40 PM

Having an adjective for a first name is the shit.

Sonic Youth 37 07.06.2009 08:40 PM

I've know several girls named Mercedes.

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 08:40 PM

I think having a verb for a first name would be even more awesome.

Sonic Youth 37 07.06.2009 08:41 PM

Lift
Push
Change
Fold
Abscess

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 08:45 PM

That's it, my first born child will be named Abscess.

Sonic Youth 37 07.06.2009 08:46 PM

Too bad you're not an Addams.

Speaking of which, I tutoring a girl that was named Tuesday.

Seandi 07.06.2009 08:46 PM

Dartanyun. Dar-tan-yun. for real.

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 08:47 PM

Their middle name can be Addams.

terriblecanyons 07.06.2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seandi
Dartanyun. Dar-tan-yun. for real.


Sounds like Funyun

Seandi 07.06.2009 08:48 PM

That would have been much better

Sonic Youth 37 07.06.2009 08:50 PM

That dumbest thing ever is someone who is the III (like Sr, Jr, III) and is called Trey. That's a guarantee that the guy is an ass.

Shifty Prophet 07.06.2009 08:51 PM

I knew a Theodore Lee Jones III that went by Trey. No shit.

Sonic Youth 37 07.06.2009 08:52 PM

Guy should have been named "Thomas"

Shifty Prophet 07.06.2009 08:53 PM

Yeah, should have.

looking glass spectacle 07.07.2009 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seandi
Dartanyun. Dar-tan-yun. for real.


you mean like d'Artagnan of three musketeers, but transliterated? that's pretty ghetto and yet kinda cool at the same time.

Shifty Prophet 07.07.2009 07:10 AM

Dar-tan-yun is a dope name, class A, top five excellence.

The only rival to it would be ''Isosceleze'' pronounced eye-saw-suh-leez

_slavo_ 07.07.2009 07:14 AM

I've met a shitload of LaShandas and Tamekas and LaTrishas in Baltimore. There's plenty of them over there.
I was talking to this LaShanda once and asked her: "Why is none of your homegirls called Susan or Jane?". That cracked her up.

godsfavoritedog 07.07.2009 07:48 AM

I swear - it's almost like they determine their baby's names by rollling dice imprinted with syllables instead of numbers. It's seemingly that random:

"Yo girl, whatchoo roll?"

"I gots a "Sha" a "Quan" and a "Da".

floatingslowly 07.07.2009 01:50 PM

Dixie Normous

Lamont Cranston 07.07.2009 05:50 PM

there seems to be a trend at the moment in Australia for bogans to name their daughters after expensive foreign cars - lexus, mercedes, etc

Trasher02 07.07.2009 05:58 PM

watermelondrea

Shifty Prophet 07.07.2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog
I swear - it's almost like they determine their baby's names by rollling dice imprinted with syllables instead of numbers. It's seemingly that random:

"Yo girl, whatchoo roll?"

"I gots a "Sha" a "Quan" and a "Da".


Who are ''they''?

Lamont Cranston 07.07.2009 11:06 PM

 

Kallisti23chaos 07.08.2009 02:30 AM

Lamont

ZEROpumpkins 07.08.2009 02:44 AM

Ray-ray


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