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Not to be mean, but........
Do you have a good Michael Jackson joke?
Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words? A: Take me to the Children's Hospital. |
I heard Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. I guess his heart just couldn't beat it.
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I heard Michael's dying wish was to be an organ donor to a little kid, so he'd be inside a child forever.
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How did Michael Jackson die?
old food-related asphixyiation, he choked on a 9-year old weiner |
will michael come to heaven or hell?
its not heaven, but he will recognize it as a nicer place |
Michael Jackson has so much plastic in his face he wanted to be creamated into a lego so kids could play with him for a change.
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how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home?
when the big hand touches the little hand |
How many MJs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he's dead. |
What's the difference between MJ and garbage? Garbage is eventually buried.
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MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.
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Okay, I'm done for now.
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yeah. thats a good one |
LOL WUT
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what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common?
they both have little boys pants half off (for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh) |
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish.
She told God "I hope that all the children in the world will be safe" A few hours later Michael Jackson died. |
Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?
Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children. |
you guys are mean!
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Yes, yes we are. All wicked, wicked, people.
...Um.... joe11121.....see first post by artsygrrl. |
not everyone will get this but ...
Why was MJ a West Ham fan? Because he was forever blowing bubbles. |
Hahahaha.
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What's Peewee Herman's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you are... wha? |
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I heard Gary Glitter won the eBay auction for MJ's computer.
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.....
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Burying MJ is bad for the environment, he has to be recycled
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does jcpennys even exist anymore?
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ha ah ah haaa these were my favorite ones so far sorry i can't contribute, i dont know any MJ's jokes (except for the ones i've just read here) |
You've got it all wrong. He didn't die at all. When the press said 'heart attack in the cardiac ward', they meant 'he had a stroke in the Children's Ward'.
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Michael Jackson special at McDonald's- This Weekend Only!
50-year-old meat served between 12-year-old buns |
Michael Jackson plans to be cremated and have his ashes spread in sandboxes around the world,
so even in death, he can still get into little boys pants. |
Since MJ was 90% plastic at the time of his death, they've melted his body down into a plastic slide so kids can play with him for a change.
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I give good txt.
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Bahah
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what's the first thing god said when michael jackson went to heaven?
quick!!! hide baby jesus!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
why does micheal jackson love twenty-seven year olds?
because theres twenty of them |
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