Your Secret Board Desire(s) Revealed!
 

About other members, about post counts and reputation, about chabib, lay it all on the line for all to see. Inquiring minds want to know...

I've got one, but I won't post it until at least ten other people have emptied their board closets (and/or corsets) of all the skeletons just waiting to dance!

I wanna marry SY37. Satan and I are BFFs. floatslows is my cousin

we call it "cuz" in the hood.


ps: sorry, chief, I'm an open book. the book written in ancient chinese, but it's open for all to see.

I think a massive SY board party where we all dance and get crazy to old skool hip-hop is very much in order.

I was almost Billy Mays III.

You've got some secrets in your pants, I just know!

I've got a secret in my pants, if you know what I mean.

I'm not wearing pants right now. I beat up floatingslowly once on WoW. I want to see pictures of Satan's new kitten.

This isn't Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Like STD's?

It always is, to me.

once? past tense?

lol wut?

I don't mean to crush yr dreams, but I don't lose!

It's Time For Scenes From A Mafuckin' Hat!!!

ok. I'll try one.

I sercretly wish that I weouldn'tr hitr soi msany extras keys whennnm i typed withj myu penisd.

I've made voodoo dolls of all of you.

me either. what the fuck do we need pants for?

i heart floaty

Pants, we don't need no stinking pants.
I'm wearing pants and they smell nice.

I'm wearing flannel pants. They feel nice.

I am keeping score. That's 4 so far.

BFFL's. foshiz.

Here's more of an emabrrasing confession:

Once after I got home from a long night out, I logged on and was checking shit out here. I was very,very drunk and consequently my body shut down and i fell asleep at my keyboard.

After waking about an hour later, instead of getting up and going to lay down, I just hit the new post key opened another beer.

Yep, that doesn't count, but you have convinced me to go to bed. After I refill this wine glass.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/...d40e69.jpg?v=0

I really want to punch this guy in the face.

Can I help?

By all means. I'll plan a detour to include it on the honeymoon.

is that habib?


lolololololol.

Who else would have tunnels the size of the hole in Tony Montana's septum?

african tribesmen?

douchebags?

They are infinitely cooler and throw spears and shit.

i want all the female members tits in my face. [prob not a secret]

i want to kill all yr pets, and then console you with beer and chicken wings

Chicken wings? Make it pizza and it's a deal.

well fine. but i get to rly kill yr pets somethin good

As long as I don't get to watch.

i'll put em on youtube so you have the option.

oh, i also want to pour guacamole in fltngslwy's master circuit breaker to see if his personality changes

Boardies I have on msn include crayons, ALIEN ANAL, schizophrenicroom, SYRfox, angela, Danny Himself and Melly.

Is that a desire or a reality?

my phone freaked out and gave you a partial rep message. I have no idea what it said.

I wanted to let you know that yr post caused a single tear of joy and two snorts.

I hope yr happy.

hahahahhahhaaha

fuck, you just reminded me of this awesome BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA i used to get in queens.

oh that shit is fucktastick.

i know what youre talking about
it's helllllla good


i secretly wish !@£$%^ was my uncle

maybe i am! you never know who's related to who and all that.