Millionaires.
 

Okay. So. If you're fortunate enough not to hear this fucking garbage... I'm going to deflower you. If you're in for a real treat, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0UxUChuCE

Yeah, three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are... it's fucking brilliant, isn't it? I mean, fuck real music, I'd rather listen to this! Remember back in middle school when at least one slutty 13 year old bragged about how she went to this party and had one entire beer all by herself? Yeah, it sounds a lot like this shit, doesn't it?

In all seriousness, this is raping the very idea of music and these three cunts should be burned at the stake.

Discuss.

you've just described the perfect pop group

The MIllionaires are unique in that they perfectly epitomize everything wrong and right about pop music at the same time.

For the record, I can't stand this shit.

Terrible music... but I think they're hot anyway.

It reminds me of Uffy, who is worse, and Tila 'Tequila' Nguyen, who was also shit. Shit rapping is shit rapping. Good rapping by posh girls would probably be shit, but it's unlikely a posh girl would ever be good.

I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that.

Clean your eyes

Weren't they the band that recorded the starting song to the 3rd season of "A Shot At Love" with the Icky twins? I think so... let me check

From wiki

I do like raccoon-eyes, but..

[quote=Glice]
I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that. /quote]
Hahaha

sweet, I'm going to start one just like this, wanna join?

God I heard the songs, this is funny.

It's funny until you feel like killing everyone you know and then yourself.

Nah, it just make me kill little girls.

I've heard ABOUT this band so fucking much, but I hadn't actually heard them until now... ahahaha, are they fuh real?

They're srs. Completely serious.

Why do they not exist on wikipedia?

Because they suck?

No one wants to go to all the effort to create them a page, because, they do suck.

haha

I was hoping it was a Kinks cover

if anyone has any photos of them while in the act of sucking, could they please post them, or at least send them to me via a pvt message.

thanks

They actually make me miss Cibo Matto, and that's worth something.