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looking glass spectacle 07.09.2009 11:36 AM

modern breasts are getting so large...
 
...that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.



 

"I am 38 years old ... and I wear 42 K bra size ... One breast is 13 lb, the other 10 lb. ... 42 inches before pregnancy and 52 inches after ... and when my period my breast grows to 54 inches ... but always no pain ... embarrassing during sport only."



What country has the most women wearing DD bras?

Zombie Robot 07.09.2009 11:48 AM

ridiculous. dont get me wrong, im all about big tits, but there is such thing as too big. like when they are bigger then ur head for example!

gross
 


grosser
 


grossest
 


oh the humanity!

jon boy 07.09.2009 11:54 AM

cue rob instigator.

EVOLghost 07.09.2009 03:58 PM

[quote=Zombie Robot]ridiculous. dont get me wrong, im all about big tits, but there is such thing as too big. like when they are bigger then ur head for example!

gross


quote]

yes

Anngella 07.09.2009 07:29 PM

Mine are pretty big and I was having a lot of trouble finding a swimsuit top that fit me right today - but I guess it could be worse.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 07:33 PM

Jesus, and I thought mine were big. I feel like a prepubescent 10 year old girl compared to that noise up there. Ew.

Satan 07.09.2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella
Mine are pretty big and I was having a lot of trouble finding a swimsuit top that fit me right today - but I guess it could be worse.

i always have to buy a size large top and a small bottom
thank god they sell them separately these days, they didn't use to

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Jesus, and I thought mine were big. I feel like a prepubescent 10 year old girl compared to that noise up there. Ew.


me too...

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 07:37 PM

I almost always have to get large tops. Tight fabric stretching across boobs = ew. It's both uncomfortable and definitely not flattering.

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 07:38 PM

posting in an epic tit thread.

atsonicpark 07.09.2009 07:38 PM

My girlfriend is 34D. They used to be 36C. I think I liked them smaller... she wasn't complaining about bathing suit tops as much and she wasn't bitching about being too fat. And now that she's losing weight, she's complaining that her boobs might shrink. But she's said before that they're uncomfortable to her. It's just an endless cycle. Personally, I like smaller boobs. I've been with boobs of many sizes. Y'know, I actually kinda dig the somewhat flat-chested look. I dunno. As long as there's a little something there, it's all good.

I'm not a boob man, in general, though... Mouths are what get me going. Yes, mouths. And not just because they suck on things. I like teeth and gums and tongues and lips and all that stuff.

Satan 07.09.2009 07:40 PM

i'm with you there. i have a soft/old oversized t-shirt fetish...

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 07:41 PM

o, good lard, if you wreck this thread with mouth feticism, I'm going to come through the screen and strangle you.

besides, feet are sexier than moufs.

atsonicpark 07.09.2009 07:42 PM

Hah, oversized shirts. You guys shoulda met me when I was 13. Adult L Tool shirts (when I wear a kid's medium!), fuck the world!

Oh, but I love feet too, floatingslowly. I may have mentioned that elsewhere.

.....and I like asses.

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 07:43 PM

I always kinda picture you in a Link cosplay costume with blood smears.

Satan 07.09.2009 07:55 PM

how can you not love tits? everyone loves tits.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 07:56 PM

Yeah, even gay men love tits.

Satan 07.09.2009 07:58 PM

orbs of squishy fun!

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 07:59 PM

I prefer funbags.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:02 PM

 

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:03 PM

That is frightening.

Satan 07.09.2009 08:05 PM

i'm moving to japan.

l8rs.

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:06 PM

Well, I suppose in the scheme of things, a claw machine full of tennis-balled sized fake tits is fairly low on the Japanese "fucked-up" scale. Still weird, though.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:16 PM

I'd use one as a stress ball, or maybe I'd put it in between my tits to emulate that chick from Kung Pow!:

 

verme (prevaricator) 07.09.2009 08:18 PM

 

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:19 PM

Or you could be the Artemis of Epshesus for Halloween
 

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:21 PM

But where will I find such awesome headgear?

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:22 PM

Clearly that is a coil of rope and you can buy the assorted bags of toy zoo animals from the dollar store to complete the garb.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:23 PM

Okay. That's it. I'm seriously doing that. Just gotta hit up japan for the ball boobs.

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 08:27 PM

LOLarping.

back on topic, people. back on topic.
 

dirty bunny 07.09.2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Yeah, even gay men love tits.


I'm going to have to quiz my gay friends about this.

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:35 PM

It's tru fax, to be sure. Even the biggest cock hound loves tits. Everyone loves tits, they're like the Misfits.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:36 PM

My gay friends definitely do. They might not wanna motorboat them, but they definitely love them so much they want a pair of their own.

On topic: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=beef+tits

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:37 PM

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boobs

floatingslowly 07.09.2009 08:38 PM

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.

Anngella 07.09.2009 08:38 PM

 

Satan 07.09.2009 08:40 PM

 

dirty bunny 07.09.2009 08:41 PM

I didn't read the entry (kinda hate that site) but that was a funny video (right under History).

Satan 07.09.2009 08:41 PM

 



truth.

terriblecanyons 07.09.2009 08:42 PM

 

Sonic Youth 37 07.09.2009 08:45 PM

http://www.boobpedia.com/


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