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Rob Instigator 07.22.2009 10:10 AM

people are so FUCKING STUPID
 
here's to morons not paying attention in fifth grade science class. listen to this stupid biotch who knows nothing of light refraction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-V...layer_embedded

floatingslowly 07.22.2009 10:15 AM

what is in my oxygen supply?

why, low-tar filth, of course.

ploesj 07.22.2009 10:16 AM

haha yeah i posted this before.

amazing.

!@#$%! 07.22.2009 10:19 AM

ha ha ha haaaa

fucking hilarious

and i think the worst part is not that she's so clueless-- it happens in america a lot-- real punch line of this joke is her preachy-ass tone as she is making up bullshit explanations for something so simple. "oh what chemicals..." ha ha ha.

this is kinda how religions get started, isn't it?

anway, the other day i met what seemed like a perfectly sane and rational person who suddenly started blurting out total mad shit about the upcoming end of the world, as if it was the most inane of party conversation subjects.

i'm puzzled by people's ability to believe all manner of shit.

floatingslowly 07.22.2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
this is kinda how religions get started, isn't it?

it will be hard for you to convince others to join the Kult of the Rainbow, but I'd sure like to see you try.

hell, I'll even help pass around the collection plate.

Rob Instigator 07.22.2009 10:26 AM

tha rainbow is our god now.
there is no god but the rainbow and the chemicals in our water supply.

nicfit 07.22.2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
tha rainbow is our god now.
there is no god but the rainbow and the chemicals in our water supply.

the devil:

 

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jon boy 07.22.2009 11:38 AM

yeh some people really are just wastes of space.

SuperCreep 07.22.2009 11:50 AM

...wow.

I can't even begin to comment.

floatingslowly 07.22.2009 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
yeh some people really are just wastes of space.


I beg to differ.

without people such as these how can you establish an accurate baseline?

joe11121 07.22.2009 01:32 PM

Hahahah that is hilarious

Shifty Prophet 07.22.2009 02:18 PM

 

PAULYBEE2656 07.22.2009 02:19 PM

classic rob!!! brilliant!

Toilet & Bowels 07.22.2009 06:30 PM

this reminds me of a lyric from a flipper song that goes something like "do you ever wish the human race didn't exist, and then remember that you're one too"

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.22.2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
here's to morons not paying attention in fifth grade science class. listen to this stupid biotch who knows nothing of light refraction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-V...layer_embedded



 

the only possible explanation

Shifty Prophet 07.22.2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
 

the only possible explanation



While I see where you can come off as saying what you are saying, but I disagree. I thought maybe, maybe he's kidding( considering your penchant for hallucinogens, It would seem appropriate) but somehow I feel you are more serious than not. If not, ok, well no big deal, just thought I'd put that out there. If you were serious, still not a big deal, its just that acid never ever made me think shit like that, never. Matter of fact if anything it increased my sense of awareness and justice with whatever I beheld. As far as most of my friends I came up with, same thing. I've never tripped or seen anyone trip so hard they forgot the fundamentals of life, just maybe they felt the rules didn't apply to them in that instance.

I was gonna apologize for this post, but now, I think I'm gonna score a ten-strip. Cheers.

Pax Americana 07.22.2009 09:34 PM

Ha! Wow.

Green Magnesium 07.22.2009 10:21 PM

This woman needs to get a clue. Conspiracy theories are so passé.

atsonicpark 07.23.2009 12:12 AM

Acid is the greatest thing ever invented by mankind.

Also, yeah, I've wanted to fucking kill more people this year than any other year.

Zombie Robot 07.23.2009 12:26 AM

its this crazy rainbow lady! you'd think she'd know about the shit.
 


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/...d7012c.jpg?v=0

Tokolosh 07.23.2009 07:04 AM

You don't have to be a quantum physicist to figure that one out, but it would help if you needed to determine diffraction probabilities.

terminal pharmacy 07.23.2009 07:32 AM

that is some funny shit


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