Who needs aliens???
 

aka: the "post pics of weird ass real animals" (non photoshopppppped stuff)

everyone does!

yes!

that spring-mouthed anemone-head mole is terrifying.

Ferengi?

*fixed*

this thing is scary.

the sea is a goldmine:

Holy cow it's a Metroid!

^ wtf is that thing?

best thread. ever.




i was gonna put a picture of an eel but i could not bring myself to enlarge any of the thumbnails on google...they freak me out way too much, i can't even look at them

the Montauk Monster. some kinda creature that washed up on shore in long island, ny. jury is still out on what it might be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Monster

Memo to Satan - avert your eyes now!

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I imagine this eel to talk in a plummy English accent= "Hello old boy, fancy a spot of plankton, what what?"

hhahaha not that kind of eel that one is funny

ok here i go

THIS kind of eel

^^^^Ha ha ha that looks like a Scooby Doo villian. "I woulda inherited the ski lodge if it wasn't for you meddling SYG kids!"

I can't look at that without thinking about Quint.

"One time I caught a 16-footer off Montauk. Had to stick 2 barrels in 'im. 2 to wear 'im down and bring 'im up"

hahahaha
ok i can deal with these no problem
i just go through these fits of squeamishness





they're still gross though

is it the phallic nature of it that creeps you out? dont want to grab the ol "slippery eel" as they say?

so anyway, i watched this japanese 3d anime thing, with this character called Svarog, who basically walks around getting impregnated by aliens. it's amazing.

oh man, u guys are quick. i just posted pics for lucifer in the other thread.

no

they have no fucking feet or arms
and they are slimy and have scary faces


how about these weird ass things

Spiders always take the cake.

I like seahorses. Did you know the male has the ability to gestate baby seahorses, and gives "birth" to them too? Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

what the fuck are those things zombie robots?

yeah i wish men were like seahorses, but hung like horses.

yes!
i learned that from kurt cobains book





OMFG A BABY ONE




i love them

camel spider

and this is what a bite can do:

Not really strange, but this is an animal picture thread and I found this while looking for strange looking creatures.

Mantis Shrimp