Australia(ns)
 

Have you been there?

What's it like?

Is it better than it seems?

Are Australians less annoying in Australia than they are outside it?

done

Melbourne sucks, an entire city of suburbs. And its now in line for a new round of dubious outer-fringe growth.
Brisbane & Sydney are rotten to the core, congenitally corrupt.
QLD is refered to as the "deep north", a pun on the American "deep south", for a very good reason.

what's brisbane like?

The sub-text of this thread is: "Australians - the last acceptable object of racism". Note lack of question mark.

And yes, Australians are the only people remaining on earth that it is universally acceptable to be entirely horrible towards on the basis of the fact that their sole use in the world is beating us at cricket and rugby.

I find all Australians racist and stupid, and that's only my personal experience.

it's true. i was going to call the thread nigeria(ns) but thought better of it.

I generally find most Irish stupid and racist too, so I am a racist and stupid Italian too.

I'm off to Ireland on Saturday actually, so I'll verify that.

I find most people are racist and stupid.

The very few Nigerians I've met have been fucking awesome. I love how there seems to be a million languages and Nigerian English. And this is going to sound clasically Guardian reader, but I tend to find Nigerians have lovely smiles.

ireland is second only to australia in its capacity to get right on my tits

Fixed.

Fixed.

fixed

I have very good reasons to jump onto conclusions like that, tonight. Yet, I am above all that, and I feel like suffering happens only when nobody, and I mean nobody, including the GODS, my close friends, decide you are not worthy.

i do have a soft spot for the danes. they're like the laconic uncles of europe.

I have a soft spot for the English too. They can walk.

wtf?!!?!?!

I ended up on the lash with a nigerian once...cut a long story short my MUSIC friend introduced us...music friend got in bar, nigerian got refused for wearing trainers, i went with nigerian out of sympathy or booze related kindness. on way home (after another bar) nigerian (he was called roger or adam or sumit) said i could make money on the net!! Cue paranoia head thinking he was guna put me in a gay porn nd flog videos across the pleb(net) or sumit. ...made quick exit. haven't seen him since, been 2 years or sumikk. canny night like.

Whny are the northern english always more racist than the southern english?

because they can't figure it out CLEARLY when nigerian pirates are trying to take advantage of your arse.

best racists i've ever met were in whitehaven.

no pun intended

depends on the ones you have met....

it is an island paradise you just have to know where the paradise is to be found

best wine in the world outside of france, but with bigger balls

if you put sprite in it, its almost tolerable.

;)

Predominantly working class area + competitive foreign workers = disillusioned, unemployed white people

Aussies are almost always fun to talk to, unlike those smug English bastards. I'm half kidding :P

you could go to the dark side of pluto and an australian would walk out from around a rock with a stupid grin on his face.

I always loved Australians accents (seriously). If I lived in Australia, I'd make sure to live by the ocean.... oh wait, about 99% of Australians do!

Never got to go to Australia. Closest I ever got was Guam, and always felt "close" with a lingering desire to go..... still do.

more like this mother licker....

There are only two Australians in my life so far that I spent more than 3 hours with. One of them was an airhead 20year old boy, who I suspected to be slightly retarded and the other was his overweight sister who tried to pull me without any significant success.
So, there. Was that racist enough?

I'm australian, surely you can't hate us all too much?


really.. there are a lot of typically 'oz' people who I dislike.. and I lot who are laid back and 'oz' that I love. It's the same as anywhere. People can be nice or they can be assholes, I dont think it really has much to do with where they live.

I really intend on moving to Brisbane some time in the next ten years. It's the only place aside from Melbourne I'd want to live in this whole country. It's a beautiful city and despite some parts being a bit slumish, it has a nice feel. Melbourne is lovely, but it's expensive and the winter is godawful. Brisbane is kind of more hippy, more laid back than Melbourne. The people there on average seemed to be better looking, too.



I live here so yes.

It's alright. "stuff" is the same as anywhere. The 'australians' are actually quieter here than they are when they go overseas.

Better than it seems? you sound like you think it seems crap, so probably yes it is better than it seems to you.

I guess you mean 'annoying' similar to what I just wrote about being loud when they visit other countries. When I was in the UK I avoided everywhere that was labelled as an 'oz' hang out. I avoid the same people when I'm in my own country. They're just called cunts.

goooooooooooooooonnnn-of-foooooooortuunneee!

no hate detected :cool:.
no point hating a nation if all I've seen are two bush rednecks who can't count to 5.

meeting you is in my top 3 'to do' things if I ever come to Australia.

Facts:
1. Many racists, really depends on where you live. If you're close to the CBD of Sydney (inner west), people are pretty open minded, there's a lot of different cultures living there.

2. The coast is fucking brilliant, best beaches in the world, I'd say. There are a lot of air-headed ignorant people that live near the beaches though, so it comes at a cost.

3. No matter how formal the situation, G'Day is an appropriate greeting. Seriously.

4. Fosters is perhaps the least popular beer, it's pretty hard to find. NSW is loyal to Tooheys and hates VB, whilst Vic is loyal to VB and hates Tooheys. This also goes for football, NSW has NRL and Vic has AFL.

5. Some real nice girls live here.

6. Teenage drinking is widespread, people commonly push way past their limit weekend after weekend and learn absolutely nothing. This probably goes for a lot of other countries too...

man, I love australians. fucking battlers.

same with the irish....and mexicans....hell...chinese too.

fucking love 'em.

it's the english that you have to watch out for. they're racists who pretend to not be racist.

"oh, well, not ME. I have a black friend" (substitute australian/irish/mexican/chinese for black).

Fuck the world battlers, gets used by every politician here to try to appeal to the working class.

I wasn't talking to you, bogan.

:p

which brings up my next topic: Bulk Bogan <-- greatest australian wrestling name ever??

lol battlers.

lol bogan.

lol the way flots says 'bogan'