Fart thread
 

PS: I just lost my Parody Thread virginity

GENIUS.

It's my first time, okay. Nobody's first time is all that great.

Sure, good parody thread for a first time.

that is fart art!

farting is awesome

yeah really

someone else back me up on that

there is nothing better than just letting one fucking rip

Period farts are the best of the worst.

You are obsessed with period, aren't you ?

"farts are funny for three reasons: they come out of your arse, they make a funny noise and they smell of shit"

I like when a chick farts and orgasms at the same time.

There should be a new category on every porn website. You know, besides "straight", "gay", "lesbian", "fetish" and all, there should be the "fart" category.

there is.

You've never heard of farthammer I guess.

Not at all.

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with. www.farthammer.com

Cakefarts, anyone?

farthammer is lies

Shitting is far more relieving. Farting is just embarassing.

and people are aroused by this act?

whatever happened to the good old romp on a four poster?

not necessarily. if i'm alone in bed, reading a len deighton, and a little wind is broken, it's no source of embarassment at all. Should something rather more substantial emerge however, well then I'm all blushes.

i like saying "hey guess what?" and then letting a massive one rip. makes me laugh, though no one finds it as hilarious(ly disgusting) as i do.

What I don't understand is why they don't make fart-scented candles.

I like to eat these pills that make my farts smell like cinamonn.

girls don't fart, they fluff.