So I just received a fucking death threat...
 

HA! only in Los Angeles I tell you..

somebody just called my celly woofing a bunch of shit like:

"Don't be talking shit motherfucker.. blah blah.. fuck you you bitch.. woof woof.." and then concluded it by saying, "I'm gonna kill you and your fucking family."



but it was the wrong number! I called the dude back but is pussyclott ass wouldn't answer so I left him a voicemail laughing at his mistake (this fool actually called unblocked!) and telling him to try again next time, ending it "peace and love" to rebut against his "i'm gonna kill you and your family." bullshit..

only in LA I swear what a fucking retard!

I also send a text reply saying "You should check the number you dial before you call running your grill looking foolish, especially since you got the wrong number!"

that was westernquinoxrox
he found someone who said pulse demon was shit

sorry bout that dude
see ya on the flipside

hawly fuck syrfox
u psychic
like ness
lol

rule #1: smile and nod.
rule #2: never call them back.
rule #3: if they call back, say (with the phone away for effect) "ok ok ok push the button. he's back".
rule #4: see rule #1

you wish you had the balls that dude had ;)

no, I wish this silly dude had come run this shit to my face, I haven't caught anyone slipping in a while ;) I called back several times but no answer, what a bitchmade as mofo!

mistake or not, in this town you DONT threaten a person's family. I'd fuck this fool up for that shit alone.

i do
wanna see em
type in bsalls to google image sdsf

your name should be fuckedstupid comedian

just kiddin i luv u

respect man :cool: PSI Heal Ɣ for you.

yet you talk about not perpetuating a system of soul selling...

not that I disagree with you, but still.

error: logic fault #9

ps: I firmly believe that you haven't really lived until you've had a shotgun pointed at you on the 9-1. dig.

i jus gave u the first EVER positive rep

i love earthbounmd
i play it for hours
listen to fucking masonna while playing it
and smoke meth

if i had a penny for every death threat ive received....

earthbound is too cool
best game ever

greybox 'em, homes.

I told the dude 'peace and love' didn't I? But on the real, this is street shit, and you can't let silly people run they grill like that bout yr famz its just plain stupid. I didn't make the Mosaic Law of the streets, I just have to walk around these mothefuckers and go by the them.

I love all folks, and believe me, I would not pursue violence as any kind of first resort, but I doubt a person threatening yr family means any kind of peace. I can turn the other cheek after the dust clear you know ;)

but.. this misunderstanding was based upon phone tag, not face to face. Thats why its not serious, its actually quite funny.

About ten years ago someone left me a voicemail in a similar situation saying,

"ah helllo, this is couzin kim chow motherfucka, and I hear you talking shit motherfucka, and you don't mess with fucking couzin kim chow, cuz I'll fucking murder you, I'll fuck you up essay! so I called to say to you, goodbye motherfucka, straight up, peace out nigga!"

it was my pager voicemail so I could not respond. I put that recording on my voicemail hoping silly kim chow would call back..

I was baffled.. 'fuck you up esay' 'straight up peace out nigga' what set was this fool from? He had an asian accent, woofing both mexican and black gang lingo, silly silly silly..
again only in Los Angeles I tell you ;)

they weren't threatening yr family! it was a wrong number and yet yr loc'ed up.
again, I'll kill a bitch, but I'm not you, ras. :cool:

I got a death threat once.
That motherfucker got his money later that day.

Woah, I'm playing that right now. First videogame I've played in years and it's awesome.

I'm coming back for you.

hahahah that's the first time that I have EVER seen that message.

You best boy, less you wanna be on the other side..
Haha thanks though.

reported.

I hope you know how to play dominoes.

i got a call today from someone wanting to know if i was interested in changing my electric supplier.

Only in Wimbledon.

I hope you straight up merked him with your skeng bra.

This thread seems an appropriate place to mention that I want to systematically terminate each and every one of you with extreme prejudice.

At least now you can truly empathize with the thread!

I was thinking about it, but decided to stick with my current supplier and tut heavily at the intrusion.

^^^ we don't have the problem in america. we're not afraid to bust a cap right back. ain't that right, suchfriendsaregangsta?


reported.

now get back in jungle before the cops come. always...back in the jungle.

D'you know what I'd've done? I'd've full-on sighed heavily and used a mildly condescending tone all up in that motherfucker's ass.

Don't really have anyone calling to ask if we want to change electricity companies.

Monopolies for the win/lose.

^^^ is that you?

i fucking wish that i could rock like that. that's beaver quiver shit up there.

sounds a little hard.

They said I made death threats to those strippers.

We'd been hanging out in the bathroom, comparing genital piercings and lipstick. Laughing, nudging each other's shoulders. Me complimenting their moves.

Eventually I retreat to get another jack + ginger, but I'm grabbed by the arm. "You gotta go. Get outta here." What? Why? And I'm dragged out by this behemoth of a man, he's telling me I'm scaring the girls. As I'm tossed out the door, I snap around and slam his shiny bald head in it, kick him near the knee. I bolt.

My guy friends who finally hustled out later were completely choked, catching up with me. As males, they thought for sure the security would take their heads instead of mine. Where's my back up !

The point is....I still dont know what went down, there. I didnt threaten anyone, I was having a good time.

what the fuck is westerndickmuthacunt doing back

syrfox ur cool
everynoe else can suck ym merzdick today
im in a bad mood
im not going to take it anymore fuckers