People that yell at you from cars
 

I was going for a right good walk when a bunch of kids in a car drove by and honked their horn and yelled at me (I dunno what they said, I was listening to some tunes). This douchebag was obviously trying to impress the girls in his car, which pissed me off even more as it meant I was somehow involved in the process of him getting some poon. As I continued down the road I walked by an empty beer bottle, and picked it up tempted to hunt around for those guys for a bit, but decided they'd probably be heading somewhere, what with a few people in the car and all.

Nevertheless if I see those motherfuckers again they're getting a rock to the windshield.

Now, my friends, share your experiences.

Never got yelled at by anybody that I thought was trying to impress any women and for the most part I try not to assume that they're antagonizing me. Sometimes they're just yelling out of celebration, like out of a limo in Las Vegas except not. It's easy to misinterpret a car horn since it's just loud.

I'm usually the one that yells at people from my car. But I don't say anything like that. I usually just drive by golf courses and yell ARHGTHHRHGRHGHRGHGHGGHHGHHHHH right when someone is about to tee off. Or I drive by bitches and yell NICE BEARD.

One time me and my friend were driving by a school at about 6pm and there were two people throwing a frisbee around. He yelled "FRISBEE SUCKS!" their reply: "FUCK YOU!" We were almost a block away when he replied "I-I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T REALLY LIKE FRISBEE ALL THAT MUCH!"

One time I was driving to Idaho and there were these kids walking on the interstate (wtf) so I yelled "THAT'S ILLEGAL!" the same friend yelled "DON'T FEED FISH STICKS TO A SEAGULL!" (props if you get the reference.)

Yeah, good times.

Got yelled at by two HOT chicks when I was 15. They stopped in the middle of the road, yelled at me, "Hey baby, wanna get in?" And then they sped off. I got mad. I wanted to get in!

Another time, some guy on a bus yelled "FUCK YOU FAGGOT!" when I was 14 and walking. I made a "jerking-off" motion at him.

Sometimes we yell at douchebags from our band van.
We call it emotional drive-by's.

me and my wife were walking down the street a few months ago and some teens threw those little pop things at us. Y'know? Little white pieces of paper wrapped around like firecracker powder or wahtever? And they pop?

Jerks.

I can't stand it when idiot pigs start with thier cat calls and honking. What is the point moron. You think I would actually give you the time of day? Just leave me the fuck alone I'm tryin to get to work.

Kids these days!:)

This is why I pack a loaded paintball gun on me at all times. It's a sure-fire and nonlethal way of delivering immediate payback--not only for driving douchebags but pedestrian ones as well.

I never yell at pedestrians but I do sometimes yell at bicyclists. Don't get me wrong--I'm very good at respecting their space on the road and am careful when driving with/around them. But it pisses me off badly when they don't obey the same traffic rules that other drivers do. I always see them ride right through red lights, they don't signal, etc.

once someone yelled 'uglyyyy' at me from his car. people are so nice and sophisticated these days.

What a dick! I got that ALOT back when I was a plump little 13 yr old. Really boosts yr self esteem. THere are some obnoxious fuckers out there

the same sort of phenomena is present on the internet.



I don't yell at people (ok, so there's the occasional "oooh you bitch"). mostly, I get yelled at by people walking.

my favorite (and a long-running joke) is "slooow down! this isn't a racetrack." I especially went fast past that ol' bastards house every time I drove by after that.

honk honk.

well i still get that a lot, even as a 20 year old :-) it's mostly people on the street that just look at me and go 'ew' or 'oh my god she's hideous'. i learned not to care, since the people that really matter to me don't agree at all. but indeed, it hurts when you're 14, shy and incredibly unsure about yourself.

I decided along time ago that they can kiss my fucking ass. People only do shit like that to make themselves feel better cause they are'nt anything but a piece of shit.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!:)

It's like people become different when they get behind the wheel. I once had somebody give me the finger for miles b/c they evidently thought I was driving too slowly and they couldn't pass. I was actually doing about 10 over the speed limit.

And then, guess what? They're following me into the same parking lot, but lo and behold they've suddenly backed off quite a bit. Turns out it was a coworker. Awkward!

gross men yell gross things at me from cars all the time. the other day some fucktard in a convertible yelled something really disrespectful at me because i had a really (really) short skirt on but i didn't hear what it was because i was blasting my headphones but i yelled FUCK YOU really loud back

there is no fucking way that this is true and yr projecting yr own insecurity now!

yr hot and we know it.

By the way, it should read "people who yell..." not "people that yell..."

's ok ploesj, I get it randomly too. we are clearly just that different type that some people either find super attractive or really don't like. I agree after a while you just get over it, but when yr younger it REALLY canes yr self esteem.


anyway..

I hate people that yell from cars. It usually fucking scares the crap out of me and I really don't get it. Whoever does it whether it be a beep beep woooooo because they think yr cute or a 'bunch of swear words' or shouting because they think yr a fugmo and just want to irritate you... it's gutless. You can't do anything back by the time they've driven past. It's a god damn pussy's way to communicate. :mad:

I want names or license plate numbers. now.

this planet could use a good purging.

as if I would care enough to get plate numbers.

If you can track down the doods from 7 yrs ago ( the one that still makes me feel gross) or the homeless guy from last year... go for it.

how about a telekinetic aneurysm? can you remember his face for me?

>>>broadcasting<<<

noe. just his hand down my fkn pants. :mad:

hopefully that will do.

I wonder if this happenss t some people more than others?

I was hanging out in Austin outside the old Fringeware store one Friday night with the owners and some friends, drinking beer, and chillin, and these frat fucks in a pick up truck, all shirtless and drunk, drive by and scream "faggots!" and throw several full beer bottles at us, smashing near our feet and splashing beer all over us.

That's Austin (ass-town) for you.

There are MUCH more of them than there are of us.

I wonder if this happenss t some people more than others?

I was driving by the old Fringeware store in Austin one Friday night with some friends, drinking beer, and chillin, all shirtless and drunk, and these fag fucks on the street, blow kisses at us, so we scream "faggots!" and throw several full beer bottles at them, smashing near their feet and splashing beer all over them.

That's Austin (ass-town) for you.

There are MUCH more of them than there are of us.

Have some faith in yourself, I'm sure none of that actually happens. Very, very few people in the world are that horrible to others.

I would throw a bottle at Rob just to watch him cry.

But srsly Rob, I thought you didn't drink?

ha!!

Is Austin that crappy? I've always seemed to find interesting type people on the internet that live there.. so I imagined it couldn't be so bad. It was always one of the places I wanted to visit in the US :(

While walking home from campus once, some dude sitting in the passenger side jolted his entire head and most of his upper body out the window just to yell "GEEK!" at me and flip me off. Looking back it, I feel honored he put in such effort.

I only cry at NFL events.

ha!

I do not drink. my buds were drinking beers, and I was drinking cokes. Fringeware was so great. They had everything an underground literary freak like me would want in a bookstore, and on Fridays would have shows, and screen videos, and have crazy performances and free beer. The problem was that in Austin the freeloader/bum quiotient is so incredibly high that these fucking mooches would hang out, read the mgazines, drink the beers and eat the food and never ever ever buy anything!

at the time I was making very little money and I saved up for 4 months to get $86 to buy the large Ralph Steadman monograph. When I went in to buy it the owner told me he had not made a sale of any type in 6 days, which is fucked cuz the place was packed all the time.
bums.
the store did not last longer thn a year. No support from the hipster assholes. they would rather spend their money on heroin.

It was a GREAT store.

Austin has three things that draw people.
It has a variety of natural beauty, if you like hiking, boating, frisbee golf, biking trails,fishing, canoeing, swimming in lakes and springs, etc, it can accomodate all your desires.
It has a bustling bar/music scene, most of which is shitty fucking roots rock and countryfied boogie woogie bullshit for fucking losers. Tons of bars, tons of shitty bands, tons of hipper-than-thou scenesters. You know the type. they go to a sonic youth show just to stand around and talk loudly complaining how sonic youth has sucked for the past ten years. assholes.

and third, it has a LOT of hard drugs. cocaine for the politicians and power brokers and the massive influx of yuppie fucks that moved in ten years ago, heroin and crack for the underbelly, lots of weed and hash and shit like that, and mushrooms for the hippies. if you like available drugs then austin is for you, but it also comes with every single terrible thing that is attached to places with such heavy drug use. TONS of petty crime.

Sounds sort of like Asheville, though I think A'ville is more laid back.

But yeah, a lot of bars. A LOT of local bands mostly in the Americana-roots genre, a lot of them very ho-hum. A lot of hipper-than-thou, or hippy-er than though scenesters. Also a lot of self-righteous "greenies." Some employee at Greenlife yelled at me for throwing my non-recyclable plastic sushi container in the recyclable plastic waste bin.

Drugs are prevelant, especially LSD, weed, and shroom.

does asheville have a high population of "gutterpunks?"

You know, the kids who ran away from their uppper middle class families to bvum off the street and dress like rob zombie back in da day?

Nobody's mentioned "Fuck her...I did!" yet. I swear you can't walk down the street with a woman around here without some inbred hick in a pickup yelling that at you. WTF? Hopefully this is just a local phenomenon.

I guess it's better than what used to be yelled at/thrown at me years ago (late 70's-early 80's) when I was the only kid in town brave enough to have a mohawk.

I get yelled at when I run at night, because obviously a well-built young man who runs at night is a faggot.

Often yelled at, and each time I will bounce to the curb and throw up the universal sign for "bring it, bitch", though not once has a car/truck come back.

Which is good for them, because my plan is to punch out their window first, then punch out their girlfriend, then punch them out. Because that's what faggots with brass knuckles do.

Ha ha, yes, definitely.

Asheville is quite diverse. Here are the main population groups, as I see them:

1. Wanna-be hippies, 18 to 28. God knows how these people make a living. I never see them working, except at menial jobs. But they're dining, wining, enjoying the "high" life. Lotta rasta hair and tie-dyes. Often accompanied by one or two scroungy dogs. Borderline homeless.

2. Aging hippies, 50 to 80. These are true relics, true holdovers from the 1967 summer of love.

3. Gutterpunks (as mentioned above). Street dwellers, quasi-homeless. Also owners of the scroungy mutt. Dirty. Loudmouthed. Skateboards.

4. Greenies. Sort of this generation's yuppies. Usually fairly well off, though not excessively consumer-like, at least not conspicuous. Very outdoorsish. You'll find them always dressed in hiking shoes and some kind of rugged outdoor shorts or cargo pants. They're the snobs of the town. They're "greener" than you and they never look happy. Really into craft beers.

5. Yuppy retirees. Made all their money in the 70s and 80s and have reached "early" retirement age. Some are also older "greenies" and almost as self-righteous as the younger ones, but they are also more conspicuously consumers. Bigger and fancier cars, nicer clothes. Drink wine as opposed to beer.

i hate that. usually i can't understand what they're even fuckin' saying. ):<

though i do get a lot of people i know yelling at me. "YASIHKLFA!!1!one!!11 HEY ANNAAAAA!!!11eleventytwo!1! FSLAJJAGJ;LS11!1!"

hhhhahahah!

I try to NEVER have to walk along a road. It's like setting yrself up. I once stupidly put Diesel in my tank instead of regular gas (whole 'nother story). Of course it stalled halfway down the road so I had to walk to get help. And yes, of course one car that passed yelled some unkind things to me.
On the other hand, another time I had to walk partway down a busy road and a guy in a car slowed down and yelled, "I like your purple hair!" I fukkin walked on air for two weeks after that.

i never understand what people yell either

if it's the friendly cries of girlies i smile like a retard

if it's dudes, i grab my gonads & shake them at them

hopefully it was nobody's grandma or a client i just gesture-fucked

i'm afraid these things actually do happen... after seeing pictures of you, i can understand a lot of people would find you attractive, you have a face that appeals to a large group in society.. as phoenix said, it seems like i'm more of the type you either find gorgeous or disgusting. many people think i'm very unattractive or nothing special. but as i said, i really don't care about those people anymore, if they're enough of an asshole to shout such insults at strangers, why would i even want to please them with how i look?

not entirely related: i've been called a faggot too, a few times. apparently i look like a gay boy when i'm walking home at night wearing a wide coat, sneakers and not too much makeup. it makes me giggle, at least they don't harrass me for my tits.