portable toilet for the Ladies
 

Now you can pee anywhere, discreetly, without at messy spillage.


GERMAN COMPANY INVENTS POCKET TOILET FOR WOMEN.

Over glorified shitbag.

Oh, this thread isn't about Joe Scarborough. Pardon me.

don't you pay attention?

SYG girls don't need no stinkin' portable toilet.

a curb will do nicely.

not as good as this:

The portable toilet is for pissing. it is the size of a candy bar, and contains enough dessicant to gel up a litre of piss.

that is pretty sweet.

yes, but can you write your name on the wall with it?

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um...i actually own that product?




yeah. well, something similar. it was made by another brand i think. idk, i lost the box.

why does it look like a frog? is that how they avenge their loss of alsatia?

This had to have been invented by a man. A stream of womanpiss has a mind of it's own.

you just put the pink oval arund your coopappy and then piss away. the bag has polymers inside which turn yr pee into gel, to be easily disposed of without any splashback or spillage! genius!

Oh, now I get it! ...it's sort of like a colonoscopy bag for yr hooch!

do you carry it around with you, doesn't it get soggy?

and what do you do with it when you're done?

put it back in your pocket?

Throw it away. Read the article.

...I would discretely pour it down the nearest drinking fountain at one of my schools. Just kidding...I guess.
Another thought...I could use it as a "water balloon" for the dunk tank on School Carnival Day.

REAL GIRLS DON'T NEED THAT SHIT.

REAL GIRLS CAN PEE THEIR NAME IN THE SNOW.

REAL GIRLS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

REAL GIRLS PISS LIKE RACEHORSES.

I don't know. I've never been in a situation where I absolutely couldn't just hold it for a real toilet. I mean, if it ever gets to that stage for any female, I'd say you should be dependin' on Depends.

I peed on a duck blind once. For those cityfolk of you who don't know what that is,

Basically what you hunt ducks out of.

My cousin married a very rural country guy and there was a duck blind close to where this birthday/New Year's party was (which was a bonfire in the back of someone's HUGE yard, during the winter when there was a ton of snow and it would've taken a ridiculous amount of time to get back to the nearest house) really close to the lake. Wish I could've peed on the face of all those who used it, really.

You are fukkin right on. When I'm in my classroom, I CANNOT leave the kids alone FOR ANY REASON. It's a legal issue as well as a cover yr ass issue. I have had to sit down and press my butt into a chair to hold the pee in till the end of class. So coffee is out of the question in the morning.

What grade do you teach, artsygrrl?