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verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 12:02 PM

serif versus sans-serif versus monospaced
 

Serif
Sans Serif
Monospaced.





no you cannot vote on comic sans.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 12:10 PM

do you know that you can't delete threads?

ps: impact.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 12:14 PM

Comic Sans, all the way. It's a douchebag's preferred font.

Phlegmscope 09.08.2009 12:16 PM

The Courier one above belongs under serif category. Be precise. Typography is a shit fucking serious business.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope
Typography is a shit fucking serious business.


Not when you're typing in Comic Sans!

Hyuk hyk hyuk!

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
Comic Sans, all the way. It's a douchebag's preferred font.


comic sans is the font by & for middle skoolerz everywhere!

Glice 09.08.2009 12:30 PM

Do you know what a the 'serif' refers to in the 'sans [without] serif' thing? Well, the 'serifs' are the little dangly bits. You see on the 'S' of the serif? How the extremities of the 'S' have a 2-4 pixel dangly bit? That's a serif.

Edit: I only point this out because there are lots of fonts that, technically, fall into the categories of 'serif' or 'sans serif' and it's a peculiarity of typography that these two variations on Helvetica* have come to assume a name that was originally merely a technical, descriptive detail of other fonts.

*I'm presuming it's Helvetica, I think all of the Arial/ unicode family are variations on Helvetia.

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 12:32 PM

yes, i do know that.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 12:42 PM

.....

.....


Cripple Fiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Edit: I only point this out because there are lots of fonts that, technically, fall into the categories of 'serif' or 'sans serif' and it's a peculiarity of typography that these two variations on Helvetica* have come to assume a name that was originally merely a technical, descriptive detail of other fonts.

i'm talking about font types not typefaces.

SYRFox 09.08.2009 12:55 PM

my vote goes for

 

 


web sheriff

Glice 09.08.2009 12:56 PM

Does 'font type' not come under the area 'typography'?

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!1111

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 12:59 PM

i read your post until "because".

Phlegmscope 09.08.2009 01:03 PM

I'm not really following what glice is trying to say, are you being weird now, or a cock?

Anyway, I'm thinking of actually designing a font as a part of my thesis (because typography is one of the few things that interests me, in life). But knowing my (lack of ) skilzz, and the fact that garamond was made 500 years ago, I'm probably going fail big time.

ploesj 09.08.2009 01:06 PM

typography is so very nice but so very difficult to do REALLY well.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 01:08 PM

When I was a child I was taught some basic calligraphy.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope
I'm not really following what glice is trying to say, are you being weird now, or a cock?

he prefers "prick".

for example, if you were to ask him "do you want a cock in yr ass, you twat?" he would reply "no, a prick, you cunt."

<---- happy to help.

:)

Phlegmscope 09.08.2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
he prefers "prick"


No he doesn't. considering his postings in the past, it's evident that he indeed is fond of cock. Preferably gothic sans-serif, sometimes bold cock.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 01:28 PM

Italicized cocks are nice because they totally hit the sides. Well, one side anyway.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 01:28 PM

is a sans-serif cock one that's been circumcized?

Glice 09.08.2009 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope
I'm not really following what glice is trying to say, are you being weird now, or a cock?

Anyway, I'm thinking of actually designing a font as a part of my thesis (because typography is one of the few things that interests me, in life). But knowing my (lack of ) skilzz, and the fact that garamond was made 500 years ago, I'm probably going fail big time.


I was just clarifying what Verme was saying here - "i'm talking about font types not typefaces."

That is to say, 'font' is a subset of typography, thus dismissing his negation; I couched my dismissal in a rhetorical question so as not to enflame anyone's passions. God knows you're a horny bunch at the best of times.

I'm a bit shocked that you don't seem to know the difference between a cock, prick or cunt (especially as I was, at best, being a twat).

You should totally design a font. You'd be dripping in fanny if you did.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
is a sans-serif cock one that's been circumcized?


I just want to note that I prefer white cocks over black ones.

Glice 09.08.2009 01:32 PM

You know what Herr god? You're one of the few new-ish posters who's not shit. You hear that, other new-ish posters? Be less shit please.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 01:51 PM

I've actually been around since the old board, but up until recently my posting was as prudish as a devout Catholic teenage African girl that actually knows how AIDS is contracted.

That said, thank you good Sir.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
You know what Herr god? You're one of the few new-ish posters who's not shit. You hear that, other new-ish posters? Be less shit please.


:( is my only response.

that and, hey, i think i'm pretty rad!

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 02:08 PM

don't worry, I think yr pretty rad too.

please note that it took glice over 3 years to consider amerikkkangawd a not-shit new-ish poster.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
don't worry, I think yr pretty rad too.

please note that it took glice over 3 years to consider amerikkkangawd a not-shit new-ish poster.


Haha, yr pretty neat yrself. Don't worry, I wasn't at all offended.

amerikangod 09.08.2009 02:16 PM

Excuse me, but this was about me.

Glice 09.08.2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
don't worry, I think yr pretty rad too.

please note that it took glice over 3 years to consider amerikkkangawd a not-shit new-ish poster.


I'm eating stuffed mushrooms with sweet peppers, lime, beef and topped with camembert. That's how I roll.

Glice 09.08.2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
:( is my only response.

that and, hey, i think i'm pretty rad!


Yeah, you're not so bad. Certainly preferable to the general yawn-fest that is the regulars (yes, I am looking your way, 'slowly'). But it's not about what I think now, is it?

If it is, I'd like my crown now please.

tl;dr - I'm awesome.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 03:13 PM

I've seen better.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I'd like my crown now please.



 



kinda kinderwhore-este?





actually, i like that look. i think i'll keep it for myself.

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 03:29 PM

now that i've read your post:

mr. glice,

"serif" and "sans-serif" are not variations on helvetica.
"serif" and "sans-serif" are still a technical, descriptive detail of the typeface.

by themselves they are not "typefaces" they are "font types" or "types of typefaces".

therefore, i conclude that my "horny" premeditated response at your post was not incorrect and, considering your manners, nor inadequate.

Glice 09.08.2009 03:38 PM

Ok, cool, well done. 'Typography' and 'typeface' are not the same word, but yes, you're right, well done, help yourself to a prize from the prize trolley.

SYRFox 09.08.2009 03:43 PM

 

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 03:48 PM

^^^ you mean brain-wrestling over the finer details of typefaces, typefonts and font types isn't interesting??

I suspect that the next thing yr going to tell us is that you don't walk the streets with a violin case just begging to be hit with fruit. hmmm?

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 04:03 PM

keep up on the pedestal, glice.

you're THE best.
no, not shit at all.

Glice 09.08.2009 04:07 PM

Didn't someone already shout cripple fight? Did you help yourself to the prize from the trolley? Or do you just want me to say cunt off? Either way, you're right, well done, help yourself to a prize from the prize trolley.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 04:09 PM

DON'T DO IT, VERME.

the prize trolley is full of stuffed penis dolls that have been mass-produced by gypsies.

as soon as you try to snuggle up to one, they fall apart.

:(

Glice 09.08.2009 04:22 PM

What a curious insight into your childhood that was.


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