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Zombie Robot 09.08.2009 03:58 PM

Confess
 
confess something about yourself!

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as much as i luv being single rt now, i am really missing the 'security' that can cum with a relationship.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 04:00 PM

i sometimes look at boy on boy porn for fun. (i'm a chick)

 

pbradley 09.08.2009 04:02 PM

Confess? On the internet? Never.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 04:13 PM

other than currently clearing the man-to-man penetration from my cache, I have nothing to hide.

static-harmony 09.08.2009 04:17 PM

I sometimes make the wrong decisions without actually thinking about it. Most of the times.

terriblecanyons 09.08.2009 04:18 PM

I eat way too much pasta.

gmku 09.08.2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
i sometimes look at boy on boy porn for fun. (i'm a chick)



 


Interesting. So that's how they do it.

demonrail666 09.08.2009 04:57 PM

i only wish steve, my new neighbour, hadn't been standing behind me when i clicked on this thread.

Rob Instigator 09.08.2009 04:58 PM

pbradley just busted a nut looking at that.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.08.2009 04:59 PM

 

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
I'm going to Hell!? I repent, I repent!


gmku 09.08.2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
i only wish steve, my new neighbour, hadn't been standing behind me when i clicked on this thread.


I dunno. Could lead to you two becoming more "neighborly," if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge...

barry swedgin 09.08.2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
i sometimes look at boy on boy porn for fun. (i'm a chick)



 



Us dudes look at girl on girl porn. It's only fair you get to look at guys sticking their cocks in their asses and mouths.

gmku 09.08.2009 05:21 PM

Somehow that just doesn't seem as elegant to me as the other.

barry swedgin 09.08.2009 05:25 PM

One guys ballsack is really loose and limp, while the other is all compact , like it's cold or something. Weird, eh??

gmku 09.08.2009 05:29 PM

thinking photoshopped?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.08.2009 05:30 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gmku again.

Satan 09.08.2009 05:36 PM

i have nothing to confess

gmku 09.08.2009 05:41 PM

I feel guilt though I aint done nothing wrong, I feel guilt

gmku 09.08.2009 05:45 PM

I confess that I find it amusing that some of us guys like to buttfuck other guys and some of us don't. It's one of those things that makes you go, hmmm?

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i have nothing to confess

you are such a blatant liar that it would be pointless.

am i right?

confess.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 05:53 PM

I once met Father Guido Sarducci in an elevator.

I had nothing to say to him either.

gmku 09.08.2009 05:53 PM

Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 05:55 PM

F!6 pilot fighter zero coming into "refuel", big goose. stick yr boom in me.

!@#$%! 09.08.2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.


i thought it was the navy that way gay. with the long/hard/full of seamen subs & all. plus 9 months undersea. isn't it why all of england is gay, after all-- the famous navy?

speaking of confessions, i have none.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 05:58 PM

now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.

too bad there's not a test, huh?

we could round 'em all up at once!

gmku 09.08.2009 05:58 PM

Foxholes. While there may be no aetheists in foxholes, there will be lovers.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.08.2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i have nothing to confess

 

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 06:07 PM

^^^ I expected that. something's wrong.

Zombie Robot 09.08.2009 06:11 PM

 


thx boys.

!@#$%! 09.08.2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
no.

i conducted an experiment:

according to google the gayest is the army with 59600 results, followed by the navy (11900 results) and finnally the air force (5 results).


damn, who can refute empirical science and having the scars to show for it.

i surrender to the evidence of your many blisters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.

too bad there's not a test, huh?

we could round 'em all up at once!


glutton!

verme (prevaricator) 09.08.2009 06:16 PM

fuck, i didn't delete my gay revealing phrase fast enough.

gmku 09.08.2009 06:16 PM

It's the foxholes. I'm telling you, it's the foxholes.

In a "cockpit," you're separated by all the mechanical stuff. There's no way.

floatingslowly 09.08.2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
my gay revealing phrase


gmku would like to see yr cock pit.

gmku 09.08.2009 06:25 PM

Not really, but if verme wishes to expose himself, who am I to be critical.

Zombie Robot 09.08.2009 06:27 PM

isn't a 'cock pit' more fitting as a euphenism for a vagina?

gmku 09.08.2009 06:30 PM

No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!

Zombie Robot 09.08.2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!


vagina is so passe. the word vagina itself is phallo-centric. it comes from a Latin word that means "sheath" (a sheath is where you put your sword).

i prefer snatch. and im bringing back cooter.

notyourfiend 09.08.2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barry swedgin
Us dudes look at girl on girl porn. It's only fair you get to look at guys sticking their cocks in their asses and mouths.


I can't stand most lesbian porn (and I usually f other girls). It's a huge turn off when the girls don't seem like they are into it. Gay male porn is more like an odd fascination...

Satan 09.08.2009 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
you are such a blatant liar that it would be pointless.

am i right?

confess.

who the fuck are you?



here, you want me to confess something? i used to eat my scabs when i was little. guilty.

EVOLghost 09.08.2009 08:28 PM

^ ew dood.


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