Getting married
 

getting married soon need ideas for vows, short but sweet

FUCK ME?

SEEING AS YR BROTHER IS OUT OF TOWN, SURE, WHY NOT?

OK, LET'S BLOW THIS TACO STAND.


I hope this helps.

:)

Congratulations buddy! Hows this for an idea:


She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time


She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time

That is the best up there

In an alternate universe, if I were to ever get married, this would be it.

Fortunately for me, gay marriage is illegal which prevents me from making any rash decisions about combining my tax statement with another being.

gay marriage is only ilegal in some states.
you should move and gay it up legal style.

free improv.

I agree with the Instigator. Sorry to hear that.

good luck using "I don't understand a word she says" in marriage vows.

also: I don't care WHAT BAND it is, if you resort to using lyrics (or, say, asking random people on the net) for wedding vows, you should just stay fucking single.

you can pick and choose the vows from the minister/comissioner i think. we chose the shortest possible one but i think there are some things they are legally bound to say.

i love you you love me yada yada yada i now pronounce you married. lets get drunk.

Marriage vows really ought to come from the heart, not an internet messageboard.

I'm not looking to copy lyrics / just wanted to hear ideas I can jump from

or best man speeches.

haha. see. he's actually married and sort of understands the difference between wrong and right.

I'm sorry, I wasn't really directing that at you so much as the "yeah, I'd totally use sonic youth lyrics" crowd. :p


if you don't wish to write yr own, do as jon boy says and ask the minister/whoever for a shortened version of traditional vows (we had all mentions of JESUS-GAWD struck from our vows -- for fear that my bride would burst into flames).

I tried to find Twilight marriage vows.

Fortunately I couldn't find any but I know they are there.

It's pretty simple Why do you want to spend the rest of your life with your partner, why are you willing to sacrifice
your needs for our needs..possibly something about children if that's a strong desire for both of you. Something about your partner makes you feel that no one else can make you feel

I quess that's a couple of ideas. Just remember marriage
is 50-50 thing of give and take and if it isn't see you in divorce court someday.........

fuck vows. vows are bullshit. just say I DO, slip that ring on the finger and fucking live the rest of yr life damnit.

i think you should do your vows NOISE style. exchange NOISE vows with yr guitars

I do have an Idea what to say, didnt want to sound like a dumb-ass---but that can't be helped either way - the guitar noise is a great idea deflinus !

just be honest. do NOT play the song "True Companion" PLEASE

lets get fat and old together

"let's fuck in the most awkward position possible tonight"

is this thread seriouz?

can't be

If you really want an idea for your wedding, get a divorce a nanosecond later, and set a new World's Record. That'd be memorable.

SYG, the perfect place to ask for wedding vow ideas!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=nl&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:nl-be:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7MEDA_nl&ei=z_-xSsDuO4bw-Qb7vPzcCQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q= wedding+vows&spell=1

Here ya go.

You talk about how cold bitches can be. Had a friend get married go through the whole 9 yards and at the wedding party the bitch gave him the slip and ran off with another guy with all the honeymoon tickets etc..

while she was away on the honeymoon he started selling off the stuff and pocketing the cash....

^^ haha awesome(for the dood makin' the money that is). I hope he made a buttload.

once I work up the nerve, I have to tell a very good friend that I won't be coming to his wedding next month.

is it wrong to not want to spend the $400+ that it would cost me?

Funerals > weddings.