bad in bed
 

if someone has plenty of room for improvement in the bedroom but seems to think they're great would you tell them what they're doing wrong or would you just not bother seeing them again and find someone who knows what they're doing??? i know people aren't psychic and all that but having to show someone what to do kind of ruins it_____

tell them when they're doing something right and tell them what to do, give them plenty of instruction and guidance. but don't outright tell them they're bad!

yeah im not that harsh i would just tell them they suck! if you give SOME guidance though and they dont even seem to pick that up i start to think it may be a lost cause... i dont want to have to spell everything out or am i just expecting too much :)

*wouldn't* that was sposed to say!

i don't know what to tell you then. go find a better dick.

i trained my man.

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"oh i can get any girl off" quote]
yeh its this kind of attitude that has to go... hmmm perhaps some training is in order then

"there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life"

-Leopold and Loeb


It's just sex. You get off, then you don't feel like having sex for a few hours.

wrong

christ yes lets all stop having so many damn orgasms hey!
instead i shall take up pottery classes perhaps, yes... collect thimbles... take up cricket or golf... fuck me what have i been doing, wasting my life away

i'd rather cum than go golfing


just sayin'

when I get off I want to have sex imediately again, but my balls will not neccesaril;y cooperate.

damn those balls

i'd rather watch loose women than go golfing.
actually no i took it too far those are both equally horrendous things to do, i think id just have to kill myself instead

when i get off i have a sudden urgency to read about what led up to the might that was Attila the Hun. After combing many tomes I've realized that the amount of civilized cities Attila 'passed through' directly correlates to the amount of orgasms I pretend to be able to provide to a lady; and then when she says stop stop my spine is going to snap that is like when the Roman Emperor said to Attila, just before he confiscated their imperialism, owww owww, have I told you about Singapore?'

well that is original. makes sense i guess since I JUST FUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS

the Huns used to gang-rape women, and since each woman has only 3 "holes" they would cut slits in their abdomen and fuck the bleeding gashes. NO LIE.
people aree sick fucks.

i'm splattered. I MEAN FLATTERED

fucking quakers have gang raped women. i mean, seriously, like the bloated societies the Huns were picking apart were more moral?

You're smarter than that. No movement, no ideal is infallible.

Any chick who can't have an orgasm when a man licks/rubs/fingers her little hard spot is dead. That why all men believe they can get any women off because that little clit is just as sensetive as a man's dick

HA


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next.

....are you sure you're a chick?

communication is important, no point in not tell each other what you want in bed, it is downright stupid not to...

i was wondering the same thing.

i don't post too often, but there seems to be an onslaught of stupidity around tonight.

I'd just tell him he sucks. Might as well be honest.

I mean, I was making chicks cum from day one. I'm not some stud or something, it's just kinda common sense... The girl told me what she wanted, I did it, and that was that. If a partner isn't willing to please you, they're probably not worth being with. I mean, I hate to sound "sexist" but I couldn't be with a chick who doesn't give blowjobs. That's something that I love and something I want -- it doesn't have to be daily, it doesn't have to be insane deep throating gagging or whatever. But, man, I'd do anything to please a chick; eat their assholes, lick their clit till my tongue falls off, pound their hole until my dick (or arm) goes numb, whatever. So, yeah, I dunno.

just tell him, and don't complain about someone being bad in bed when you're too much of a prude to tell what you like.

Never go ass to mouth.

im not a prude i have told him dammit!! i just want to know if theres any point telling him more if he hasnt really listened anywayz. but i guess if i liked him that much none of this would really bother me.

to atsonicpark: i dont think thats sexist at all, plus i love giving blowjobs although some guys seem really surprised that i actually like it as if its not really happened to them before and theyre used to having to ask for one all the time

Is it sexist if the guy enjoys receiving a blowjob in part out of a pre-adolescent amazement that a girl would put his wee-wee in her mouth?

Would you be offended if the man you gave head to giggled?

no thats not sexist its just funny! im sure the reason doesnt matter as long as its enjoyable
errrr never had any giggling before that would be kinda weird i dont think id be offended, possibly a little freaked out though!

Ha ha. The best of us are trainable. [I said "most" at first, and I realized that might not be so true.] And learning by trial and error can be a lot of fun.

i wasn't really referring to you, just happen to know a few people who complained about people being bad in bed, while they couldn't tell them what they wanted. i've never had a problem with being clear since i know what i like, and there's no point in lying still while someone is trying but failing.

same goes for guys. i'm lucky to be very sensitive to other people's reactions, so i usually find out what he likes just by paying attention ;)

y'all are like puppies.

trial and error is a barrel o fun.

ah ok sorry got all defensive there for a second...
yeah you have to both be able listen to each other, my ex was very good at paying attention so perhaps ive come to expect it whereas others need more guidance, feel like ive been too spoilt with fantastic sex

i think every grown man still thinks to himself "fuck yeah! i got her to put my wee-wee in her mouth. wow."

The blow-job is totally a male fantasy. I have never known one woman who has enjoyed giving a blow job. The joke I've always heard from women is "Why do you think they call it a job?"

Huh

never heard that one! so im alone then... i have to say i dont know why i like it so much i just do, it turns me on

^FAIL. i luv the power that goes along w/givn head. literally suckn the life out of a man is fabulous.

back to topic- of course u should instruct, communicate, talk about what u like/dont like, and what u need/want in bed. make it more about what gets u off and not what he should do tho. say stuff like "i get so wet thinking of u tieing me up, ramming me from behind, and shoving a baby jesus butt plug up my ass". power of suggestion, u know? btw how old r u pixie?

yay i thought i was being mental for a second there, it IS fun :)

im 23 whyz?