Sonic Sluts
 

This is almost a parody thread, becuz I just created the title after a bottle of wine to connect with the "Sonic Life" and "Sonic Scams" er "Sonic Scans" threads in the other two forums above this one.

Nonetheless, since I'm drunk, I'm sure I can list a bunch of hot chick rockers, and so can you...

Runaways
L7 (live and "American Society", I don't really dig the albums)
Lunachicks (live!)
Raincoats
Slits
5.6.7.8s
X Girl
Ut
The Passengers (PDX two piece that shredded my world Sat. night...)
Yeasty Girls
Pro-Ex Marauders
Badlands
The Need
Chix on Speed
Rebecca Moore
Nico

Down to a very few swallows...

alison mosshart

I'm sure you have never seen them ever.

Also, Bilinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine, and my goddess. Wata from Boris.

O.k., you get 1.5 points for BiToyland and 3.7 for satan, but the gits were not a chick band by any stretch, and I saw them live probably a half dozen times. Mia, yeah, she was all fucking chick that could break your balls into little pieces, but the gits was all of the band all of the time and the rest of them were all dudes. But you still have 5.2 points, which puts you way in the lead!

you get 3.7 points just for being you.

But swa(y) is still in the lead.

the slits

Absolutely true, I just want to fuck in the car in that car commercial. But "from" means they are coasting on a dude or two, now doesn't it?

O.k., even though I already posted "Slits", I'll give you .3 points for putting "the" in front and using the punker all lower case.

So you are #3 behind swa(y) and satan. Not a bad place to be at all!

kim g

True, I'm not rocking out to Evil Stig these days, but I wouldn't listen to a Gits album either honestly. I'd go see them tomorrow if that fuck hadn't offed her though.

Only if you are getting any. So we're both out of the running.

.1 point. Yeah for #4.

Not sure. If we accept Cr@ss, we'll have to accept ABBA as well. The jury is out.

Look, you already are in the lead, don't you think you should give the rookies a chance to catch up?

Toni Halliday from Curve

I apologize completely for commenting on your or my or Adam's sexual frustrations and how nice guys finish last and usually in the sink. I took a hit of resin half way in the middle of this particular post too, and only have half a swallow of wine left. Shit.

I love you stu, but there's an automatic 3 star deduction for all use of the word "from".

Jennifer Herrema
Jemina Pearl

Dammit, 3.3 points, and a lead that is unsurmountable, or is that insurmountable? Of course, it's the latter! Aren't you supposed to be in bed, young man?

O.k., o.k. 2 more points. I've lost track of the score, but you may be giving satan a run for her money, so long as she doesn't post again, becuz she always gets points for being herself...

Leslie from the Goslings
Niagara from Destroy All Monsters
Aliccia from Slumber Party
Most of the Slits
Mona of Kas Product
Wata
Nika Roza Danilova (Zola Jesus)
Jonnine from HTRK
Anya from Coughs

it's a tough question

i'd court Feist in a second

Grouper

beat me to it


FUCK YOUR POINT SYSTEM


jennifer james herrema
bilinda
brody
mika miko
vivian girls

Joanna Newsom
Anais Mitchell
Kathleen Hanna
Bats For Lashes
BJORK
Josephine Foster
CocoRosie (even though they're lesbianz)
Annie Hardy
Mariee Sioux
Marissa Nadler
Emily Haines (I know someone from the band Fucked Up who slept with her)
Gwen Stefani (she's definitely had her moments of looking sexy as hell)
Regina Spektor
Sleater-Kinney
D'arcy
Kim Deal pre-whateverdrugshe'sfuckeduponnow days
Courtney Love back in the day

Marnie Stern
Pocahaunted
Elisa Ambrogio
Isobel Sollenberger

O.k. you win.

courtney when she was in hole


editDAMNIT ANGELA

Look, either you or me, or the both of us in a threesome can "FUCK" my point system, but just don't expect me to remember it, K?

Annie-Claude Deschênes

jane birkin and brigitte singing with serge

The automatic point deduction you were going to get for Bjork and Gwen Stefani was negated by the general balls for being honest against the face of hipsterdom (of which I as a "music snob" am sort of a grandgodfather). So whatever. I put you in my band's top friends on My Space because I thought young girls holding kittens would be a great way to make my wife jealous. Plus it's a hot photo in it's own right.

I'm glad you're using me to make your wife jealous.. I think.

Men are sluts, too.

thurston was in a band called male slut

I'd be a slut, if I had no conscious, wasn't loving, and didn't think that most women are garbage. (don't worry, most men are too, but I wouldn't sleep with them anyway)

The kitten clinches it since she's begging to get a new one.

Björk
Melissa Auf Der Maur
Annie Clark from St Vincent

The GoGo
The girl from Till Tuesday
Grace Slick
Marianne Faithful
Madonna
Pat Benatar
Sheryl Crow
Joanne Napolataino (sp) Concrete Blonde
Blondie lead singer

wata and blonde redhead chick are all I need.

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