Paris Hilton to quit partying!
 

She says:

"I work so much. I have to get up at 6 a.m. every day, so I don't really have time to go to clubs like I used to. I went out the other night. It was brutal - cheesy people and annoying. I didn't have fun. But Vegas is fun, we always have fun there," she said. When asked if she was thinking of marriage and having children with her boyfriend Dough Reinhardt, she said: "One day."

Things Are Tough All Over

I work so much.

What does she even do?

hustlin'. straight hustlin'.

this is the 1,349 time she has said something like that. she is probably moving to vegas.

I agree with her sentiment that people in clubs are cheesy and annoying. That's why I've hardly ever gone clubbing.

She did this. Which was, unfortunately, the best song on the album. Still, some of the other songs were alright.

And what, might I ask, have you done? Mm?

yr like fucking rain man! :eek:

i know! i have a file godamnit, a file!

You're going to the wrong clubs, or taking the wrong drugs. Or both.

She made a great pop record. She's my favourite celebrity by and large. She often comes across as 100 times more sincere than the dummies who pass on as stars.

Nah. The environment in clubs has never appealed to me. Plus I don't take drugs. Hell, even Paris Hilton doesn't like them now. So I'm in good company. :cool:

she's almost like nico if she was brought up in a 5 star hotel

she doesnt act like a demented fuck who does

I totally agree. My estimation of her skyrocketed when I read about her meeting with Sarah Brown, the British PM's wife, in the paper. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...socialite.html

Well, go to good drug-less clubs then. Are you young? What do you young people do if you're not out make twats of yourselves and falling over on the dancefloor? Sit around and make tweed baskets? Seriously though, get off the internet and go out wearing luminous trousers to some hellish dubstep night, it's your God-given right as a young person. Do it NOW!

the real test will come if paris hilton fucks any children she has.

Going to a club isn't the "be all and end all" of things, you know.

Source, please

my ex girlfriend. she told me that nico had sex with her son.

i ain't done shit, good sir.

and i've never claimed to.

i'm about to eat a sandwich though.

its on the tinterweb, its must be true.

I was really worried about Paris, and I'm so glad that I was able to hear this news. It's made a real difference in my life. This news was soooo thread-worthy!

for dinner, I had the reuban.

Chili.

who was your ex girlfriend sucking off at that time?

me? nico's son? who knows?

awwwrite!

this just in: sandwich finished, moving on to ice cream. some sources say there may or may not have been a shitty salad on the scene...

I was busy suckin nico off, so your ex girlfriend must have been busy being impaled by her son next door.

well then i presume that he must have said to my ex either, "you're not as good as my mum" or "you're better than my mum"

no threeway?

no, she wasn't into that

I think that was her vagina talking

Oh my god people like you are fucking annoying. Just die already

HAHA !!

noted for future reference. That explains a lot!:rolleyes:

Can you imagine what would happen if we let people that enjoy things that aren't ugly white boys with shit guitars carry on? Breed even? People might actually enjoy themselves. In public, even! Won't somebody think of the children?

Haha, seriously though, chill. You useless prick.

You're incapable of understanding simple concepts because your brain has gay malaria.

Can you imagine what would happen if we let useless socialites keep garnering self-conscious self-reference? Can you imagine what would happen if we? Can you imagine what? Can you imagine? Can?

Oh! The ancient ones are awake!