The slag off a writer thread
 

Adorno: Fuck off, you mimsy little shite. Nobody likes you, and your compositions are shit. Prick.

Your turn.

paul auster - not everyone is a widowed writer

Jan Muir: people saying that you're a homophobic cunt is not because they didn't read the article, or because they want to impinge upon your freedom of speech, or because of liberal knee-jerk reactions. It's because you're a vile homophobic cunt.

Anne Rice your fucking overwrought prose and superfluously florid words suck any life that your stories may have you fucking tired old bitch.

TS Eliot - Yes, you're fucking amazing; no, I don't need to read every solitary piece of writing ever to appreciate it, you self-involved wanker.

Ezra Pound: 反ユダヤ主義者は出ていく ....Translate that, you asshole.

Speculative realists: Total pap.

I assume you're putting an exemption clause on the above for Quentin Meillassoux?

Gertrude Stein.

You ugly.

On some of his points. I don't understand how his denial of all logical laws except for the principle of non-contradiction doesn't undermine his whole argument.

Germaine Greer - you wrote some stuff. A MILLION YEARS AGO. Fuck off.

John Knowles--congratulations on writing a piece of shit that even gets
slagged off on The Simpsons because it sucks that bad.

Joseph Heller--not every paragraph has to consist of 70 individual lines
you dead asshole. Even Charles Dickens would have told you to edit.

They did? I fucking hated A Separate Piece.

Yeah, the episode where Homer's mother returns after decades away...she
and Lisa have the following conversation.

Grandma Simpson: Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.

Lisa Simpson: Yeah, more like preschool.

Grandma Simpson: I hate John Knowles.

Lisa Simpson: Me too.

don delillo - writing abstract philosophical points and calling it dialogue doesn't make you a great novelist; it makes you a pretentious cunt who can't write dialogue.

Yo. Arthur Miller. You just straight up SUCK. The Crucible is the single dullest thing I've ever been repeatedly subjected to.

yr wife's a total babe though.

i tried to read that book the darma burns by william burrows and it was a whole heepa junkie

Jack Kerouac--so many of my favorite artistic people like you, if not flat
out adore you. Yet I read "On the Road" and wanted to stick chalk in my eyes.. I cannot reconcile this.

who he?

Some guy who wrote something about something that happened sometime
somewhere.

oh jennthebenn cant you see im trying to tell you i love you you fool (unless your a dude with achicks name in which case fuck the fuckin shit off you frikkin queer)

I have not misled you.

Hm. Love hate relationship with Octavio Paz, right now I hate him! Vete a la chingada, Octavio. Donde esta su catorcesped?

Ayn Rand: I can't believe that no one's done you yet! You're the worst! Your "philosophy" is almost as detrimentally turgid as your "prose" or "novels". Fuck off.

There is an investment oil futures firm here ion my building and one of the young guys was reading atlas shrugged and discussing it with his monetary cohorts at lunch. yuck

i hate you andrea dworkin you make me so angry you stooopid fatty

God, I tried to read that book he wrote about Romanticism ... shit no, forget that, it was by Mario Praz. Anyway, most of it was in French so i was fucked, basically. I'm assuming Octavio is a bit of a magical realist, right?

stephenie meyer: YOU DESERVE TO BE BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED WITH A RUSTY SPOON AND HAVE YOUR ORGANS FED TO YOU AS YOU DRAW YOUR LAST BREATH

I've heard so much Ayn Rand backlash since that book by Jennifer Burns came out that I haven't felt like contributing to it. It's too easy.

I'd rather speculate on whether Jennifer Burns would be down for some superman love-rape with yours truly.

Dan Brown: Quit trying to convince people the world's coming to an end and do some real research on what you're "writing" about.

Someone rant against Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins.

I haven't read their books.

Allen Ginsberg - For fuck's sake, get a bit of soap and wash yourself, you hallucinating, tramp-arsed loony!

''I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn
looking for an angry fix''

FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!

He did fuck off, though.

I know. Fuck off.

for real, i don't think i've ever read a book that was so convinced of it's own hilariousness as catch 22

is he that bad?
i need to read a few things of his for some paper that im writing. so i am reading his phantasmagoria chapter in in search of wagner, some paper called bourgeoisie opera. they are kind of readable. but i tried to read his "scheme of mass culture" and it was one of the hardest things i have ever tried to read. i was going to try to make it past three pages when someone told me not to even try and that his theories on mass culture are not worth it and not that relevent.

palahniuk, your "originality" ran its course and dried out-- you're now churning petrified turds. go OD on painkillers.

Faulkner: eat a bag of dicks. As I Lay Dying sucked so hard.

Hemingway: if I had been you, I would've killed myself too.