Posting from your mum's bedroom while she's about to give it all up
 

What do you think about it?

my mom is the original floozy so i'm not all that surprised.

Drawings of John Wilkes Booth made my life so wonderful
Drawings of John Wilkes Booth helped me sleep at night

I just scored free tickets to see Mum, actually. Whether I can maneuver the night into a bedroom or not remains to be seen though.

on jeremy kyle this morning so far, "i had my brothers baby" and now "i have to administer my son gbl every 4 hours"

Why is it always "I had my brother's baby" rather than "I AM JEREMY KYLE, DESTROYER OF ALL"? I think the latter would be more honest at least.

because this is the neo-liberal reality programme in which the proles/underclass can sell advertising space on itv with horror of their lives porn. then can confess in front of everyone and then be screamed at by a rich celebrity to "SORT IT OUT!".

A lot of it is about property rights. you stole what was mine, you had sex with someone when you where supposed to be mine etc. perhaps in some rare occasions they might help someone.

I regularly wake up from nightmares where Jeremy Kyle shouts at me ''WHY DO YOU NOT DO SOMETHING AND BE A MAN?'' followed by a round of applause.

jeremy kyle regularly enjoys dreams were you shout that very sentence at him, only in a cheap hotel room, with him naked on his knees.

seriously holy shit this is one of the best/worst (be-worst) jeremy kyles ever. incest babies, gbl addicts who have to get it every 4 hours by their own mother, a little girl who starved herself to death after getting freaked out by a dentist and then her mum and sister got blamed for it and shouted abuse at in the streets, and after the fucking adds there's gonna be something about a guy who killed his own child.

Do you think that if he was to go through the lie detector he'd confess regularly visiting baby p's grave while he holds nazi paraphernalia in his hands?

are you watching this morning now? "did you eat as many sausages as me?"

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Genteel Death again.

i really did lmao

I'm at work at the moment.

In contrast, Jerry Springer: "In all due respect, you're sick."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_334td7t5I

''I regularly stash heroin up my baby's anus''

"i regularily stash baby p into my heroin's anus"

ni'k, can you imagine if Jeremy Kyle used baby dolls for prolific teenage mums the way Trisha used no-label full bottles of booze for chronic alcoholics?

i can imagine him sitting at home after having grave robbed baby p and shouting at it's rotting corpse that it should get a job.

And be a man!

he would also point out to it that there are over 400 careers in the army, and it could earn over £40,000 after just one tour of duty in afghanistan

Sounds hot

pictures or it didnt happen

i see, it was a scam

minus a limb.

what this thread needs is a picture of Mum giving it all up!