Dream thread
 

Here you talk about your dreams. Most people find it really boring, but I like talking about mine and hearing people's dreams. I like them more when they are short. Sort of like:

I arrived in Prague by train with this little purple leather purse I bought. When I opened it, I realize it is empty. No money, documents or phone. I start freaking out.

I meet one of my friends having a picnic with his friends. He says he will help me, and get me a train ticket back home.

So I go to the place where I´ll get the train and I realize it's sort of like a cargo. There is a garden with caged animals. I realize I'm gonna get my own cage and travel with them. These animals are like no other animal I have ever seen. They are like reptile furry tiger bears. or something.

I wake up.

i heard they really hate animals in prague. even turtles.

really? maybe it is related to that?




EVEN TURTLES?

how can they hate turtles?

i guess they're just evil.

oh, so i guess the dream means they hate me.
because they want to cage me like an animal.

verme is right there is a secret comunity for hating turtles

whatever happened to that guy

you have no idea of wtf i'm talking about, do you knox?

I recently dreamt I was in an amusement arcade in Dublin and thought I recognised a female from another message board I visit who actually lives in the city. I have a thing for her so when I saw her run out of the amusement arcade, I naturally ran after her, but I lost her. I thought I spotted her in a children's playground, so I investigated, only to discover it was someone else, who threw me a vehement look. I went back to the amusement arcade to surprisingly find my brother and one of his friends playing the machine next to one I think I must've been playing on before I spotted the female as it seemed familiar. As they played, I noticed piles of coins next to another machine, which I thought someone must've left behind. I took them, only to panic when I saw a couple of the arcade's staff heading my way. I thought they might've left the coins there to test the machine, so I said goodbye to my brother and his friend, and made a quick exit.

The End.

he got outed as a FAKE

he was spending nights at the four seasons with his crew, and then on the show pretending to be roughiong it in the wilderness. he claimed to only eat and drink what he could find but that was a lie too. the crew kept full meals and water for him at all times.

and then he got all bothered when people got pissed (mostly americans) and said "It is a TV show. why would you expect it to be 100% factual?" or something to that effect, even though the disclaimers on his show itself said it wa all factual and that no one should try it cuz he is a trained fuckwit.

strangest dream I ever had went like this:
I am in a glass house and I'm looking out and two x girlfriend are standing out there pulling sopping wet crows from a barrel and are throwing them at the wall that I'm standing behind.
Then it switches to me sitting in a steaming hot crater with a cane which is melting.
then I'm in a car in a race, except really were all trying to outrun multicolor tornadoes.
I'm the only car that makes it to the beach?!? I get out and run for a dune, when a trap door opens and the same two x girlfriends are in there yelling at me to get in there. I do.
I wake up.

WTF

You were clearly treated appallingly by the railway company. Travel in a cage with the animals? I would've sued.

two or three days ago i had some short strange dream, where i was lying in my bed (in the exact same position i was sleeping), looking at the night sky by the window, and then suddenly some strange, ultra shiny golden circular thing passed by super quickly in the sky
i woke up at the exact moment and was like wtf have i seen. i thought it was actually real... my brother was awoken at the moment so i told him "woah wtf" and he was like "what's going on?" -> "i've just seen some kind of shooting star, it was like twice as big as a star" (actually it was more like 50 times bigger and more like an UFO but I was afraid he'd thought I'd taken drugs). In the morning I didn't remember if the whole scene (including the talking with my bro) was real or not. It turned out one part was real and the other was dream; my brother still thought I'd taken drugs though

That's it for today. Damn, what an interesting story!!

easy to decipher: you're afraid that having no money you'll descend back the evolutionary scale and live like an animal.

also, you're secretly a furry, and you're not conscious of it yet.

see?

i could make up more but i need to do other things

i had a dream last night where i was sentenced for eternity to mixing graphite on the moon with dracula.

post of the century

i love hearing about dreams


i had a dream i was pregnant. scared the shit out of me.

I once had a dream I was walking around and suddenly realized I was 9 months pregnant. So I had to go to the hospital. It was very white there. So the doctor asked "who is the father?" and this strange man wearing white with no face suddenly said "i am" and i said "how do you know?" and he said "i just do". So I pop the baby out and leave back home. I wrap in a blanket, and it is motionless, it is a doll sort of. I put it in the wardrobe and go out drinking.

Another one:

I had a dream I was sleeping and the phone rang. So I went to the kitchen to pick up the phone and there was this woman in black and white outside the window staring at me, and I stared at her. The voice on the phone said "she is your aunt".

Then the phone really rang and I woke up, but I was too freaked out to pick it up.

The last profound dream I had was of floating through space but there weren't any stars or planets or any kinds of objects. I felt absolutely free in the void. But then stars started to appear and, in between the stars, huge beams of light began to connect each luminous speck. As more intricate this omnipresent constellation became, the more I had to avoid hitting the structure fearing that I might shatter it and the more anxious I became. Soon after, I woke up.

Just last night, I dreamt I was carrying a ladder through a big public library. I walked past Woody Allen in a Hasidic getup. He said 'hello'.

Freudians: go to it!

I had a dream once where for some reason my goal in life was to put postage stamps on squirrels. This was well before they introduced the self-adhesive stamps so trying to accomplish this was an exercise in futility. If I got close enough to the squirrels and then tried to lick the stamp, the squirrels would get away but if I tried to lick the stamp before I reached the squirrels, the glue would dry and when I put it on a squirrel, the stamp would just fall off. It was an extremely frustrating dream. I still have no idea what it could have meant.

the other night I had a dream where I was in a house in the ghetto hiding out from something, I have no idea what it was. my parents and a bunch of little kids were hiding with me, and someone ran in the house and said SHE'S COMING SHE'S COMING so I bolted upstairs and hid on the balcony porch thing. downstairs I heard multiple gunshots. I tried to escape by jumping off of the porch balcony thing but just as I was hanging off the railing she shot me in the head. I could feel the blood dripping down my face, and it was really cold for some reason.

I once had a dream that was just this:

had a lucid dream the other night. was insane.

I really want to experience one again.

Your subconscious was clearly telling you to buy one.

my subconscious has no interest in that.

Buy one and find out. If you stop dreaming of pickwick cheval mirrors, then you'll know it did.

i stopped doing that after having one that really fucked with my head. i havent been reading about it in a while but i remember an article by some guy who was asking questions about the potential for things to go wrong with lucid dreaming.

basically, before i went to sleep i listened to a sic alps songs on my mp3 player thru headfones. i cant remember which one, it was one of the ones of US EZ. in the dream the song played. but i dont just mean i heard it in the dream. the exact song played note for note in perfect fidelity. it freaked me out and music didnt sound right for months afterwards. i mean the song played perfectly, you'd think in a dream it would be like recording a show off the tv onto a vhs, there would be some loss of quality and extra fuzz. but no. the song played over the dream exactly like as if i had fallen asleep with my headfones on.

i was running from the police all last night, don't know what i'd done but they really wanted to catch me.

i had a dream a woman was trying to rape me.?

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you.

the other night i dreamt that i was being chased by an alien of some description and was being rescued in a spaceship made out of cake.

the night before that i dreamt that a man was trying to rape me.

go figure that one then.

I find it interesting that my dreams are in colour yet still the most recurring colours are black and white! There are also random celebrity cameos in my dreams quite often. The weirdest dreams however are the ones that affect my waking life. I had a few of them. Once I dreamt that I just so happened to stand on rail tracks and a train was rushing my way. When I saw the train I woke up but I somehow mentally still was within my dream. So I got out of bed and waited for a train to pass by so I can cross the tracks and get wherever I intended to go (I have no fucking clue). After a minute of waiting in front of my bed in complete darkness I came to myself and thought "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Had a dream about my ex last night...

There was more to it but that was the last notable thing, and the one I remember most clearly

9 years since the last post. Dang.

I hardly ever dream.

Last night I had a dream where there was some weird zombie-tag game going on.

Also there was a brothel close to my house, which I ended up spending a bit of time in. Didn't get to do anything, but I was around and making conversation.

Then a girl from my school, who I've had a lot of feelings for but has moved, showed up. I was really happy to see her, and we kissed a bit (she went in).

Fuck, dreams are weird.

Went to a library.