a stripper picked out "Teenage Riot" and danced for me tonight
 

Portland is still fucking weird.

I was in the white trash working class strip club in NW Portland.

this really nice, really hot black hair with gorgeous brown eyes and large pale breasts who had been a dj in L.A. asked me what my favorite music is and I said, "Sonic Youth".

so then she gets the lamest redneck cd jukebox in the universe to fess up "Teenage Riot" and talks to me the whole time it's on. yeah, I probably tipped better than if she'd pretended to masturbate. I'm sure Kim Gordon wouldn't support this activity, but it was still the sweetest thing that girl could have done for me. apparently, she's an accounting student too.

I'd actually listened to "Teenage Riot" twice in the car today driving from Olympia to Portland. weird.

Haha crazy man. I hooked up with this stripper in atlanta after we played a show and she's a sonic youth fan. We listened to sister...and then some Rather Ripped as the sunrose...

strippers dont generally like music.

1) This gave me one of those lol's that you can't quite explain the origin of.

2) They also don't like it when they kneel down to do a line blow off your dick to find that you put a wedding ring on it. I guess it's too romantic?

romantic indeed. i like it when they slap thier vagina's.

Yeah bro that's probably my biggest flaw, I just gotta be so romantic at women, you know?

I like it when they communicate only via ass claps: one clap means yes, two claps means no.

When they slap their vagina's what?

she had a tattoo from a Cocteau Twins album on her thigh too. I found myself wanting to talk with her a lot more than fantasizing about fucking her, which means she's not doing her job particularly well, especially because she's totally physically hot. interesting people are just too hard to find, be they fuckable or not, anymore.

you should go with her

not from personal experience but i saw them do it on tv and the drummer in a band i know went to one (the one that courtney love used to work at) and she kept giving it a wack. i think they are gonna get maried soon.

honestly, I think I've learned that lesson, though I realize this thread hasn't been proving that.

just weird how "Teenage Riot" kept finding me that day.

that is awesome...now I want to go to a stripclub and find a stripper who knows who SY are..

she'd even seen them play. since I was in this scary working man's dive and not a downtown club with chicks dancing to Animal Collective like the one my wife works in, it was pretty cool.

I just got paid in cash for two photos my friend used on his cd for as much as I blew last night too.

I've gotten this response from several strippers "Oh yeah, that did that song on that movie soundtrack?" Which, I think, is actually Soundgarden--never saw whatever movie they were talking about.

I think the song I'd like a stripper to stage dance to would be something from Sonic Nurse--Stones or Dripping Dream.

<sigh> I knew this stripper that only danced to Depeche Mode. I liked 'em before but now... I love them and think of her. Paige was her name.

Superstar from Juno?

Or "Sunday" from Richard Linkletter's one total dog of a film, Suburbia

I got a free lap dance for getting down with Led Zeppelin once.

Yeah, that's not worth mentioning.

Gawd the idea of a strippper seeng sy live is godly.


What's even more hot is her dancjg to dripping dream.


This is giving me an idea for a thread. Which sy songs would fit well with a strip tease

basically, the whole "Flower" 12" would be the only real answer. "Flower" and "Halloween" back to back express everything the experience might hope to embody. pun intended.

"Teenage Riot" definitely not a good choice for the dance part. My wife (soon to be ex-wife) used to dance to "Total Trash" in Austin, though.

"Female Mechanic Now On Duty"

i almost became a stripper.....

big suprise.

you're still young, and there's so much time...

pics or it didn't happen

That would be a horrible strip show.

it didn't happen dave. almost.



stripping in private is so much more fun.

true, not much would happen.

yeah, your jaw would shatter when it hit the floor and that hurts like a bitch.

I think he meant "pics or it didn't happen" would be a horrible strip show. at least I was giving him credit for being witty about that. I'm sure if you stripped for him, he'd give you the resiquite Washington or two.

i'll settle for pics of the almost ... its a slow night

I know there's at least one song I thought of stripping to once.

Totally forgot what it is, though. But now I want to jam HARD to Sonic Youth.

1. pbradley's wit escapes me


2. fixed

Give me a free one darling

oh look what ive started

god damnit. no more anecdotes.

it cracks me up how you inevitably make the puppies follow you

I bet if George Clooney, Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and an average looking Cocteau Twins fan was in the crowd, she'd jump into bed with the average looking Cocteau Twins fan. :D

well, i would if i had to choose, dont know about her.

I'm trying to picture the "average Cocteau Twins fan" to make a qualified decision, but I keep coming up blank.

i googled cocteau twins fan

that's amazing, because that's just what she looked like, except for the sexy long black hair and pale skin of course.