Is you all down fo' the Minister of the Crunk?
 

Got me a new pimp cane.
Stroll in on the deuce deuce nines, baby!
Feelin' funk out yo' mind, all the time, like 24 hour news
The Crunk won't quit.
So leave a few funky words.
A lil' somethin' somethin' Crunktastic to strap to yo' seats.
And step in line to feel yo' ass get blasted by my Crunk Juice stance.
Right on.

hey brotha.
have any pimpin fly ass pictures of your tight new gear?

Uh, unfortunately my Crunkastic Funktogrophy skills are not at maximum Crunkitude.

But I's will be back later on on the fo' sho' onnnn

So I's could be crunktastically accomidational to your funktubular request.

word.

love the crunk picture. pimpin'.

oh, and i got some classes.
The Ministry is up in session and in full funk effect. Side effects. Wearing sunglasses, feelin' real cool.

At my school of Funktology and Cruntography, I be up on all that fundamentalz type shizz. Yo' be askin', I be up on that answer like a bee to a fine piece of crunky truck-ass.
I guarentee yo' tight honkey ass will be pumped full o' Crunktastic Juice til it bursts full o' funktronical future shock type grooves.

Sepa-tie, keep it breeze, Crunk out!


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Keep
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Crunktastic
Babies!

I'm normally not very amused by these persona things, but this one's pretty good.

anyone who posts in this thread apart from me is a dickhead

Agreed. It was slightly funny the first time but not again. Fucking void of humour this place is.

Edit: Apart from me too.

you mean this was supposed to be a joke?

apart from me three

of all the message boards people could create a persona for and post under, people pick sonic youth.

Me four. Methinks these are all inside jobs though.

I am not amused.

I think you can stop saying, "Me x" now. You're all dickheads, apart from Hayden, who clearly belongs in the category of cunt, and T & B, who belongs in the category of spacker.

Fuck off. :p

Quite right too. I'm definitely comfortable in the box marked 'arch twat'.

has this been done before? have i missed anything? has the pimpmobile pass without me?

hayden and t&b can fuck themselves

This hasn't specifically been done before but he has made more posts and he's just another fucking troll.

Piss off, Glice. No one asked you.

Schizo is right. There are very few people here who even stick out to me. All the other people should just register one account. That way, we wouldn't have 2039401242 Rather Ripped threads or 10293103810928301 stupid posts in topics that make any sense.

Bore.

I think this Crunk guy would be more considered a "spammer" or something. As long it ends here, it's not a big deal. The first couple posts were entertaining, but it's not something that should be abused.

Either way, though, no need to get defensive about it, people. Such anger with words. In my day we handled things with sacks of oranges - none of this whiney stuff.

I would handle with a sack of oranges but all of you idiots live so far from me.

Go on give the idiot who started this thread more importance that he/she actually needs.You know that you want to.

Okay.