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Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 02:50 PM

Is your father as insane as mine?
 
I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.

nicfit 12.22.2009 02:52 PM

How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit
How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.


How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

knox 12.22.2009 03:02 PM

maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

SYRFox 12.22.2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

ahahah

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:05 PM

Also, killing him at the crossroad.

Then marry your mum.

verme (prevaricator) 12.22.2009 03:07 PM

you should have told him that it's good for the health.

nicfit 12.22.2009 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.


This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.


It was one of his mugs. Maybe that's why he exploded the way he did. I'm still trying to figure out the pissing in the mug accusation. I'm sure a psychoanalyst could tell me the meaning behind it.

Derek 12.22.2009 03:13 PM

Maybe you did piss in his mug out of subconscious anger and you are blocking out the fact you have done this in your mind?

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit
This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.


Since when did 13-year-olds piss in mugs? Did a team of psychoanalysts release a paper on it after years of study?

Trasher02 12.22.2009 03:20 PM

You used one of his mugs?! You disgust me.

nicfit 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

I'm 13yo.
I piss in mugs on a daily basis.
They're filming a National Geographic special on this breathtaking behavior.
BBC is willing to pay billions of pounds to have me sign a contract for a 13 episodes tv format.

verme (prevaricator) 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

seems like posttraumatic stress disorder.
your poor father drank piss from a cup before.

jon boy 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

this sounds like a daily mail article to me.

knox 12.22.2009 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
this sounds like a daily mail article to me.


hahahahah
ahah
ahaha
ahahahahhahaha

10 out of 10

ni'k 12.22.2009 03:23 PM

maybe he's sick of you calling him a pseud father?

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:26 PM

You should get back at your father by pissing in his tea.

jon boy 12.22.2009 03:26 PM

your not my real stepdad.

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Since when did 13-year-olds piss in mugs? Did a team of psychoanalysts release a paper on it after years of study?

Yeah, dude, there was this real nutjob psychobabble piece claiming that there was a general correlation between age and maturity.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
hahahahah
ahah
ahaha
ahahahahhahaha

10 out of 10


You're so simple, knox, you'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.

_slavo_ 12.22.2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
You should get back at your father by pissing in his tea.


this. it's the thing red blooded males tend to do.

BubbleBill 12.22.2009 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
I'm sure a psychoanalyst could tell me the meaning behind it.

You dispense loads of psychoanalytical remarks for perfect strangers on this board, and you can't come up with one for your dad? That's sad.

knox 12.22.2009 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
You're so simple, knox, you'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.


seriously?




seriously?

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
You're so simple, knox, you'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.

Appears she's better at keeping it simple than you are, pseud.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:34 PM

What I've discovered is it's very easy to mentally scar people on the net, and they won't ever let you forget what you did to them through lame attempts at sarcasm and satire.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
seriously?




seriously?


I'm going to call you "Baldrick" from now on. :D

chicka 12.22.2009 03:37 PM

Maybe I missed it somewhere but how is the dude not you? Even men in their 50's start loosing their minds to dementia and alzhimer...

if he just married your Mom then he trying to alinate your Mom from You

BubbleBill 12.22.2009 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
What I've discovered is it's very easy to mentally scar people on the net, and they won't ever let you forget what you did to them through lame attempts at sarcasm and satire.


Sorry, I didn't know your dad posted on this board.

knox 12.22.2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
What I've discovered is it's very easy to mentally scar people on the net, and they won't ever let you forget what you did to them through lame attempts at sarcasm and satire.


you really need to stop overestimating yourself. that is all.

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
What I've discovered is it's very easy to mentally scar people on the net, and they won't ever let you forget what you did to them through lame attempts at sarcasm and satire.

While you retreat to your feigned pedestal, the rest of us are still down here with the apparent nonsense you've left behind.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:45 PM

I couldn't help but notice everyone has avoided answering the question I used as the title for this thread.

SYRFox 12.22.2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
maybe he's sick of you calling him a pseud father?

:D:D:D

BubbleBill 12.22.2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
I couldn't help but notice everyone has avoided answering the question I used as the title for this thread.

How could we judge his behavior when we have no actual infos on the person he's accusing?
We don't know if you've the habit of pissing in mugs and bottles around your house, he may be perfectly sane.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BubbleBill
How could we judge his behavior when we have no actual infos on the person he's accusing?
We don't know if you've the habit of pissing in mugs and bottles around your house, he may be perfectly sane.


Has your father ever reacted the same way mine did when you used one of his mugs to drink a beverage out of? And did he accuse you of pissing in it?

ni'k 12.22.2009 04:00 PM

mentally scar? really? really?

the ikara cult 12.22.2009 04:05 PM

Just be thankful he didnt ask if you took milk...

oh yes, i went there

BubbleBill 12.22.2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Has your father ever reacted the same way mine did when you used one of his mugs to drink a beverage out of? And did he accuse you of pissing in it?

No, but I never gave him a reason to act like that either.

BubbleBill 12.22.2009 04:07 PM

I just realized his reaction means that he thinks you drink your own piss.


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