Collective masturbation
 

Anyone ever tried this?Any thoughts?

never tried it, never thought about it. i always used to hear tstories of the soggy biscuit variety at school. gross.

Not... umm... no.

I was going to type something else, but no is a much easier answer.

I'm down with group sex, but group masturbation strikes me as merely hilarious and unappealing.

There was this one time in music camp...

Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.

Must've been inspiration for the the LA band, The Cyrkle Jerks.

[quote=gmku]. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

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Oh my god are you serious? Aren't you supposed to see a doctor or something if your dick is is like that?

Probably. But what did we know from crooked dicks? We were 13. We just thought it was funny.

gmku- that about the 90-degree penis is the best thing i've probably ever read.

i'm not too interested in trying it, but i voted yes.

Yeah. I remember wondering how the poor guy jerked off. Must have made it kind of awkward. I lost touch with him but I hope the problem straightened itself out eventually, one way or the other. :)

Hence, I will stop reading it before the picture phase emerges.

If only One-Shots (no pun intended) had been around back then.

Jesus! What's this forum coming too? :D

Coming to? I get it.

What it's coming to is the fact that we have the mind of a 13-year-old.

A tragic fate, indeed.

Whose cock is it in the hand of the guy in front? Is it just a dismembered penis, a dildo, or is there a third person who's partially a ghost?

I'm in distress limbo as to whether to be confused by the phantom cock or the fact that you noticed that.

Can you not be confused about both? I am.

Tried it. Boring. Akward.

Beautiful picture, pork.

You should've noticed it first, instinctively even, as being the user who self-proclaimingly went through the first 300 postings of his stating the word "cock" every single time.
I'm surprised.

This thread adds a lot to the total amount of "cocks".

I played with the idea of getting a bunch of people to masturbate into milk jugs, and use the collected cum to fill up water balloons and throw at my enemies.

Then I realized I'd probably get killed for doing something like that to my enemies.

I'd love to see the look on their faces when they realized that they were covered in cum.

Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.

Thanks for killing my next great stolen plan, buzzkill.

Its a gerbil.

A one-eyed gerbil...

This statue reminds me of Gerogerigegege.

Hahahaha.

that depends if you were in prison or not.

In prison for asking people to masturbate for you in order to fulfill your vicious intentions? or as a result of committing the depraved deeds?

Say I actually got two water balloons full of my cum and threw them at my enemies. If someone did that to you, what would you do as revenge?

Have any of you even thought of the possibility that the thing in the guy's hand is a ball or some other ordinary household object?

That seems like a reasonably normal possibility. You think we'd come up with anything reasonably normal?

if by collective masturbation you refer to this board then it's obvious everyone here is for a "yes" because isn't it all we do here for the most part?

if you mean for real collective masturbation i say only with people one likes otherwise i'll have to pass.

by the way the guy with the crooked dick must have a lucky girlfriend i mean does he have a natural g-spot finder or what (if i understood correctly). i say crooked provides greater friction & possibilities if i had one i would only ask that it can twist & turn in multiple directions then i can start my own cult.

What about co-operative masturbation?

When I first came upon this thread the other day, I thought pockmarras was proposing a collective masturbation online. Like, okay in three minutes everyone who's here starts masturbating...

i dunno if i could concentrate.

oh that idea is quite repellent to me. but i understand it could be appealing to some-- so have fun!. but if you do, please do it in secret, or at least post plenty of warning, so i don't have to see.

ha ha on the other hand (pun?) this would make a nice little short film

now let's figure out a plot twist.

Wipers?

autoerotic strangulation maybe