Who would you like to have sex with before you die?
 

And what, in your own mind, would be the ideal way to sexually sign out forever?
note: I'm not asking about your favourite sexual fantasies, since for this particular occasion you could find yourself having body organs battered by surgery etc, so give it a little bit of thought before you answer, if you can.

i'm not sure i understand why i'd be having sex and surgery at the same time?

Do you mean that you can't understand someone being in hospital for whatever reason and expressing a wish to have sex when they are told that they are going to die? What time is it over there?

my own ass

why does it have to be before?

I carry an extra $20 for the ferryman.

charlotte church, in an alley, bareback

Miley Cyrus, ATM.

I suppose if I have to chose a mortal being, it would be Amy Mainzer, praying mantis style.

<3<#<3

my mom's going to be sad to hear this. :(

the filling of an alba/johannson sandwich.

does she like charlotte church too?

Everyone. That should buy me some time.

i would have "don't be so morbid and focused on death" sex with genteel, then i'd die

what are the other options now that emma watson is too old?

jesus.

i'm a terrible person.

how good do you look on a funeral veil, knox?

i'd like to find out.

i imagined that would be the kind of thing you wore around the house and if you went out to the shop for milk...

i want one now

kylie and kendra jenner

Chat Roulette with Whitney Houston.



...sex is overrated. Nuff said.

Scarlett Johansson and then Anne Hathaway.
And also that office manager of our company that is sitting nearby next door and is damn hot.

That's a rather deep and final act, isn't it? I would hate to leave my last embrace to some merely beautiful body. If there were such a thing as soul mates, I would prefer one at the time.

I'd be Hathaway's soulmate, if she let me.

Yeah, she's been in movies and stuff.

you're not doing it right!

hybrid fire hydrant / woman

a woman with a hose?

a woman with a horse

i don't know if i was dying whether i'd be that bothered about sex, unless i wanted to knock a girl up so she could give birth to my heir.

that was so cute?

I'd pound Dita Von Teese so hard in the mouth.

no, a woman that shoots large volumes of water out of her orifices at great speeds.... and has a bright red body. [not just the butt like a baboon ]

on the real tip - my fiancee. that would be one melancholy fuck though, all sad and shit.

on the non-realistic fantasy tip - Mary Poppins. I'd fuck that nanny.

i am now trying to imagine what mary poppins sounds like during sex.

i'm trying to imagine if it would be better with/without the umbrella

hopefully more authentic than dick van dyke.

better yet, a van full of dykes.

2 women - Halle Berry and my ex-wife. both are still smoking hot.

The sexy blonde I spotted in Costa today.

id like thom yorke to hold my hand telling me stuff about how apocalypse is coming and the world and the environment are being destroyed, that'd be comforting.