The Most Retarded Posts Awards
 

Ok,let's roll the red carpet,let's wear our evening dresses and tuxedos 'cause it's 'The Most Retarded Posts Awards'.There's plenty to be nominated(including a considerable amount of mine) but let's have fun with it.It's a night of pure shame and disaster.

was robin hood real gets my vote. thing is she was serious. sorry laila.

"What does your penis call a vagina?"

was that yours, porkie?

This gets my vote simply for making no sense whatsoever.Sorry,no aggro intended:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I'm pretty sure Jim played a straight fuzz rhythm and william did most of the crazy stuff.

Yes,at my retarded best.

I find 70% of porkmarras threads pretty retarded, and I'm sure he feels similarly about my threads.

Ok but this gets another nomination from me.And you are not the author of it:
Did Men Land on the Moon?

Yes. Did Men Land on the Moon, followed by Daycare Nation's answer, "I say no...it was all a fiction invented by the U.S. government."

Bob Dylan Vs. God

Did Men Land On The Moon?

Was Robin Hood Real?

and most of sonic susie's dull posts on the GaydenAss Vs. Saturnine thread

diesel say not

well i don't think it was a retarded. it's a serious question that lots of people debate over. just cause you don't have an opinion about it doesn't make it a dumb thread. and i sure did get alot of responses for being so retarded.

Diesel never. This is due to the fact that he is never 100% sober and therefore never 100% accountable for what he says. Not to mention that his style is great and his humor is the sort of holding your stomach. When a man is drunk you can't believe or take seriously what he says, at least what he types.

indeed.

diesel threads are so funny, you have to do em in halves, if you do a whole one it will proper fuck you up!

I couldn't possibly see any of Diesel's posts as retarded even if he asked me to change his nappie.The jury disqualifies the vote for Diesel's post.Finding Nobody,i'll find you and i'll impale you in public.Watch out.

Right on fishmonkey. Diesel's posts are like tequila: just in case you weren't having good enough of a time, this will do the trick.

porkmarras, you are pretty off the wall yourself. love the buzz you buzz round the board, so fruity in a cocktaily sort of way.

fruity in a cocktaily sork of way

did i just say that?
you'll have to forgive me i'm just in the door from work and very stoned.

yeah brilliant! and he's the little worm in the bottom of the bottle, drunk as ever!

Aw fishmonkey,you're always such a sweetie.Here,sit on my lap 'cause i want to tell you a story..............

*senses some sexual scheming by porkmarras*

*sticks his hands into pockets looking for candies*

LAILA is TEH WIN!

especially because she should know better, since she is a college student-- for you brits "college" in america is a post-secondary educational institution that awards bachelor's degrees... you graduate high-school at roughly 18 and finish college 4 years later. and she doesn't even know why her post was retarded-- so you be the judge.

2nd place goes to Daycare Nation-- oh mama. does it even require an explanation?

is enniwon ever nice abowt like the elves or the fukkin gnomes 'cos if they ar then THAT'S FUKKIN RETARDEDS YEH stoopid elf lovers 'n' bastad gnome appollojysts or wotever y'call them HEY THE ELVES 'N' THE GNOMES FUKKIN SUK SO DONT LIKE SAY THE NICES THINGS ABOWT THEM 'COS THEY JUST BAD YEH thats how it is but i stil luv yu all well fukkin mowst of yu ha ha hey its cool HEY FUKKIN FIFTY POSTS LUK AT THAT THE GOBLIN'S MADE FIFTY POSTS HEY ITS FUKKIN TRU JUST LUK UNDER ME FUKKIN LITTEL PICSHURE TO THE RITE or is it left i dont kno reely but FIFTY FUKKIN POSTS EH Y'PROWD OF ME WOT A MOWMENTS now i reely am of to get pissed rite wysh me luk yeh.

naive posts doesn't really attract me so i'll vote for what's your favourite colour in the category 'the most useless thread'! yeah but the robin hood thread reatrdation is endless so i vote for its first post!

Do you mean "most retarded posts" as in the degree of retardation in a post, or "most retarded posts" as in volume of posts that are retarded?

SC brings up a very good question.

Posters with the highest number of unintelligent posts are:
Sonic Susie
Daycare Nation
Laila
EyeBallGrowth
SuchFriendsArePotheads

Least intelligent of all posts go to:
Daycare Nation - Did Man Land On The Moon?
EyeBallGrowth - All of his posts
SuchFriendsArePotheads - Stupid Poem threads
Laila - Robin Hood. WTF?
Sonic Susie - Everything the fucking nitwit says. Most notable quotes include "Swear, insult, swear, insult", "Gaydenass", and "Get off your fat ass."

Idiots, I tell you. Idiots.

This is funny...a bunch of retards calling people retards.

You weren't being a complete retard though. YOu started it right?

Pot, Kettle, etc.

THEN TAKE ONE.

Stop being a little bitch about it.

I'd have to agree with that.

My award goes to:

post questions for the band here

Ya. Sure.

"Is this poster a cunt?" Ha ha....that's still on of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

the q's for the band is stupid because there are too many to answer and they will never answer them anyway. its pointless.

Poor Buzz Aldrin has to live with the guilt of knowing he is famous for living a lie.

Whatever you make of it maaann.

Yes,but i like you.Come back to uncle porkie assblaster.

Is there a runners up award for 'biggest smartarse cunt'? There's a head to head with me and SC on that one I reckon...

your right you are THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER!!!!!