If you had to pick a superpower in exchange of sex
 

Or rather, a sexual organ. So the question is, if you could have any super power you wanted, but had to have your sexual organs removed, would you? AND if so, what would you chose?

Fuck no.

Or maybe no to fuck?

Cumming is the best superpower there is.

I've always wanted the ability to travel through time.
Time traveling powers = maybe.

How am I expected to piss in the future without a schlong?

I wouldn't want goofy laser dildo arms.

my superpower will be orgasm-eyebeams.

I'm looking at YOU, chatty cougar.

thats because you've never felt the sensation of shooting fire out of your hands.

no, but I want to. do tell.

that sounds explosive. would you rob banks or save humanity (through fucking)?

which gives me a good reason to post this. I'm pretty much with deadpool except for #3. the captain gets one thing right.



I would like the power to shape refuse into large unwieldy vibrators.

fucking for everrrrrybody!

my sexorgan is a super power

maybe for invisibility/teleportation/time manip

All of the above happens when I bust a nut.

hmmm, doesn't shapeshifting kind of break the rules? i mean, you can make the shape of a penis pretty easily... or a tampon... actually, yes, i want to shapeshift. i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week

Well, in a certain sense, you already are, aren't you.

/burn

i'd smell worse than i already do

you'll be sorry



FUCK NO

lasers are pretty cool though.

what happens if you shapeshift again while in there

I choose Russia for my superpower.

i choose iceland, sleeping giants.

lawlz

good outweighing bad. plus i'm deranged.


wellch - not sure. never happened to me before.

probably not. maybe shapeshift. but doubtful/.

shapeshift myself a dick obv.

I don't know if I'd trade it for sex or the likes...but Time manipulation is definatly the superpower I would like to have...I've given it quite some thought.

I chose shapeshift. It's gotta be the best superpower there is.

hahah

my sexual organs are my superpower..

would rather fuck than have a superpower

I think invisibility would be an awesome super power to have. Especially if it included intangibility, aka "phasing." One could do ANYTHING being invisible. Rob banks, frighten/torment the religious with delusions of ghosts, be the ultimate ninja.

Shapeshifting would be a close second for me though. You wouldnt have to completely sacrifice sex, being that you can just change into having a sexual organ, plus you could be anyone. Go to the beach as Kelly Slater, get some free surf boards and pussy, go to a record store as Bob Dylan, go to a third world country as angelina jolie and get some free children. I mean, the possibilities are endless.

What's the point of invisibility if you haven't any junk to be polishing while watching Christina Hendricks undressing?

theres more to life than sex?

My vagina is a superpower.

my penis is more like North Korea than a superpower.

it wants to be a superpower, and shouts a lot, but never gets enough attention.

is trading my sex organ for a superpower penis against the rules?

Obviously, I voted for "Regeneration/Rapid Healing"! You just grow them back that way, and then rake it in as a living D&D Cleric!

^^^I do not have rep. please enjoy my love.

If I tried to conquer the world, would you be forced to stop be by using your powers?