Bono is 50 today
 

Paul "Bono the Douchelord" Hewson is celebrating his 50th birthday today. Let us all give him a warm, wet kiss.

Hm. U2 has made tons of great music. Happy 50, Bono.

Bono.


Bono.

I've heard that he eats small african children.

confirmations?

Bus driver Bono.

"Yes; he's got a great collection of... hatchbacks..."

"...The kids are screaming, and you're thinking - Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

And I still haven't fouuuuuuuuuuuuuund what I'm looking foooooooooooor ....

thought he already died in a skiing accident

thats the best post you have ever or will ever make. and can we just leave the thread like this and be done with it.

hahaha!

i never really liked U2 and all those supposed 'cool kids' who liked them at fourteen and called me stupid for not liking them 'because it's great music!' are now mostly U2 haters. haha!

oh, no. U2 was awesome...when *I* was 14. :o

I thik he has

The best post in months...thanks

Thanks _slavo_, that made my day!

I DO NOT NEED TO PROVE TO THE WORLD I HATE PAUL HEWSON

i still don't get all this bono hate. the only place i ever see him or hear about him is here, in the "sonic youth gossip pit". i'm sure he'd be grateful if he knew about the free publicity, but apparently (if i'd judge by the photos) he's too busy chasing poontang and being offered confectionery cock.

^^^ found another bono lover, boys...let's get him!

i'm neutral on the matter-- but aren't you the one who loves everyone, per your own thread?

"boy's let's get [bono lover]" therefore sounds a lot like you're asking "the boys" to give you a solid spanking, you incorrigible cocktease.

no i didnt mean that image as an offering to bono the only thing id offer that cunt would be a cross so i could nail his hands and feet to it cos thats what he wants

"boys" as in, most angry mobs are full of them ....and, "no just in specific threads, and in private".

I'm still a massive cunt, and by massive cunt, I mean, like glice's face.

I hope this helps.

:)

!@#$%! is a bit of a Bono himself, isn't he.

i don't know, pictures speak louder than words, you love cock, you post him cock--> use the word: fuck / the word is love

ps- flotto wants to get you. with the boys.

WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?

I'm his #1 fan (literally).

i don't know. you're the one with the irish genes. you might even be related. time for a maury povich DNA test.

exactly.

no seriously my god these accusations seriously it was my sig pic for a while but i wanted to remove it so i posted it somewhere random seriously my god do you know what these accusations are doing to me its like being stabbed in the chest with a million knives seriously im crying right now you're like seriously ive never been so insulted ever my god

ha ha ha ha

too funny

whoa floso is my numba 1 fawn.

ok just for that u get a present i will send u 3 toe nail clippings in tha post. and you can get naked pictures of my pet wasp.

UR WORSHIP SHALL BE REWARDED

If that were true, I would also hope I'm related to Samuel Beckett.

I think that would explain a lot, or make it all the more confusing.

yeah im related to beckett.

you know that abandoned building with the cow patt in it, that he lives in when he meets the cow but it runs away? i renovated it.

irelands all small and everyone is related to each other because everyone of us leaves and makes up the entire population of america who believe themselves to be irish so it must be true.

I'm sure U2 are a massive influence in the Christian worship scene.

Hey, a musician actually making money and playing songs rather than fifteen minute drone pieces or scrappy folk-punk! He sucks! KILL HIM FOR LIVING!!!

Honestly, some of you--grow up. Celebrity hatred is the biggest waste of time since masturbation.