lapdance advice
 

sexy and price are nice

I'd never dream of paying some skank to rub what I can rub/have rubbed for me, FO' FREE.

am I really missing anything? I highly doubt it.

Yes. The person offering said service is degrading themselves for money. You can get off on their shame and unhappiness. Hardly something you can get from a loving wife.

just like some people insist that you have to pay more for things in life, all the name brand fashions, all the high-dollar labels, all the finest liquors, some folks equally feel that sexuality should have a cost.

they are lame. this was just a parody thread ;)

If it works for you, great.

Me, I can't get that in real life for free.

For me, I really like the idea of getting to experience many different girls in a psuedo-sexual way. At the Bush Co in Anchorage, the stage show is the best (get to see pussy). But around here, the stage shows are generally extremely lame so I've had to resort to getting lap dances.

And I reject the idea that they are degrading themselves. Sure, some (a lot?) do not like they're jobs but when you find someone who does or at least is willing to pretend they do (and in a convincing fashion) I think it can be a rewarding experience.

my lapdance song is little bird by the white stripes.

there you go.

I'm pretty expensive though.................

video please!?!

Do you take paypal?

Do you take accept the coin of my realm?

Magical star-lit horses?

no, paypall looks poorly toward payment for adult services. Generally I take amazon vouchers or wishlist purchases or the like.

I do, but I'm not sure you have enough. Maybe with rep discount.

I guess it's time to put this fancy laptop to work for me!

my lapdance song is Eko Eko Azarak, by Electric Wizard.

there I go.

Well, actually...

basic safe customer rule, don't ever pay someone you psychologically desire

that's good because I have no interest in love that must be bought with cash.

I pay in blood, sweat and tears, only, and only love those that would still give it freely.

it's no so much about being cheap, as having self worth.

that said, I'm nobody's judge but my own, get it if you gotta.

Is that a band? If it is, it probably should't be.

it is, but it's more of a way of life.

heavy on the sweat, light on the tears. the blood goes where it wills.

brazilian favelas
funk
tapinha
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just a racist pinch, btw.

hahaha i love you now.

y'all owe me ;)