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ni'k 05.18.2010 04:12 PM

lol u tryin 2 be gaga?
 
lol granny u got olds now u is tri in's 2 be gaga.


 


lol u fails.

der is onli 1 gaga and even she is abuve mediogre at best. but we still liek her clothez nad liek 20 secs of sum of her snogs 2 be lissened sumtimes not all tiems.

i thought u was tryin 2 be racist slave owna?

oh wiatz dat wuz in ur old videyos dat wuz AGEZ AGOEZ leik hundard nad fivety yaers agoez lolz.

now u tryin 2 be gaga? lol u old and fugly. u is no gaga. lol u is tryin' 2 be "arty" talkins bout wimmins struggels. lol how do u rich celeb haf sturglles lol u is tryin 2 be arty liek gaga lol.


 


"Oh, the newcomer?" Aguilera chuckles. "I think she's really fun to look at." Nevertheless, Aguilera has come under fire for aping Gaga's style and the criticisms have irked her. In 2008, when asked by the Los Angeles Times about the comparison, Aguilera denied all knowledge of Gaga's existence. "I'm a little under a rock where some things are concerned," she said then and says again now.

lol u pretandin' u dunt knows whos gaga iz? lol no1 knows who u iz granny.


 


She told Billboard magazine: "There was actually a song that the label really wanted me to record, and I just said 'no,' because it didn't fit on the album - it wasn't creatively inspiring to me.
"They said, 'It's a hit, it's a hit!' And absolutely it's a hit for someone. But it's not for me, because when it jeopardizes my integrity too much I can't do it.
"The hit thing... 'Who Let the Dogs Out' was a f****ng hit, you know what I mean?"



lol u pertandin u has integerities? lol




 




lol i onli calls u garrnies 2 annoyies u i dunt carrez is u is olds. it is juzt funnay cuz u tryin so hrad. now we alls noes horriblez 90's teen pop is deadz no1s wnats it animoars. lol u tris desprepately 2 join new trendz but u iz fails at itz. lolz dunt evar come back bitch. u musix in 90's wuz so anti freak it wuz for anorezixics 2 gievs thems evan moars self image problums nad it wuz so extramely consurvative it maeds us angriys at u we siadz "y xtina u gots 2 be so laems cnat u maek bettar shitty muzic we havs 2 haers itz evariwares we goezez cnat u maeks it a bit bettar plez?". but u did nutz anwsar r calz. wut a harribul thign 2 be sellin 2 yung grils, such shittiez pop musxix . it wuz liek u wuz sayinz "be gud grils dunt drienks or smoeks do wut u is told but alzo u needz 2 tri 2 be perfcet pedofile pin up cuz u is uguglyz nad nut pearfext liek mi fotozshopz picaturez". gaga iz much bettar seh is at leazt ok nut liek u old bitch first u ripz offs britaneys know u tri's 2 ripz offz gagas. lolz u failz.


In a recent interview the singer was asked about the bitchy comments made by Aguilera, who said in an interview she didn't "know if [Lady Gaga] is a man or a woman".
"I don't take offense to it. I'm inspired by androgyny and David Bowie and Grace Jones," said Lady Gaga.
"I don't have a 'look'. I dress like this all the time. I have no enemies."
Fans of Lady Gaga have accused Christina Aguilera of stealing her look, while others claim that Christina adopted the white hair, sharp fringe and offbeat accessorising first.


lol u is beinz a cunts 2 gagas cos u is jelouz but loks she is juzt bein nice. u treid 2 be liek cheerlaedr jock gurl makin fun of fraek gurl but u failz now u iz tha 1 who iz unpopulur hahas evary1 is luaghin at u haha skank bitch.

ni'k 05.18.2010 04:17 PM

 


lol c u failz so muchez.

nicfit 05.18.2010 04:19 PM

 

DeadDiscoDildo 05.18.2010 04:21 PM

Christina Aguilera is hotter than Lady-Boy Gaga.

ni'k 05.18.2010 04:21 PM

lol dat iz funnay 2ez. i dunt leik roison 2 muchez tho sum of her snogs r gudz but nut allz of dem.

ni'k 05.18.2010 04:24 PM

nop dildo u failz agaeniz

y u has 2 bez so tranzphobicz? amembar i maed tha joek on tha syg "sigh, i wish she did have a dick" nad then tha saem joek appearad in tha tilefonez videyoesz? AMEMBAR?

u shud all amembar thatz becuz i will go downz in herstori 4 itz.

gaga iz raederz mi psots hear. shi iz inspiaredz by ME becuzz I AM THA DOMINANT VAJAYJAY u shud amembar itz.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 04:27 PM

 

ni'k 05.18.2010 04:29 PM

xtina i c u can has fingerz dat is vary gud but can u haz snogs dat is nut harribul? NO U CANNUT.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 04:33 PM

 


 

Derek 05.18.2010 04:38 PM

I didn't think Christina Aguilera was hot until her 'Marilyn Monroe' days.

ni'k 05.18.2010 04:40 PM

lol i am nut imparrses by dez picaturez. i can has doez bettar picaturez. wer is ur hairy legz? u haf nonez. wer is ur bachne and crackne? wer iz ur irritabelz bowelz sindrome? u has nonez. u is failz againez. i wil has 2 show u how it iz doenz. but den u wud juszt rip mi off nad steelz mi clothez. no i willz nutz fallz for datz onez.

u tri 2 b bartiney den u tri 2 be racizt marelyin manrow den u tri 2 be gaga whi cannut u juzt b ursalf? OH DATS RITE COS U HAV NONEZ U IS JUST VACUOOUS TRENDZ WHORE.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek
I didn't think Christina Aguilera was hot until her 'Marilyn Monroe' days.


You're bonkers.

Rob Instigator 05.18.2010 05:03 PM

chritina aguilera is a disney whore skank.
fuck that bitch.

Lurker 05.18.2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
fuck that bitch.



Exactly. Though I wouldn't use the word "bitch".

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 05:12 PM

Rob, go fuck yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 05:13 PM

In all seriousness, since when has this board ever been opposed to Disney Whore Skanks?

Lurker 05.18.2010 05:15 PM

You realise my post was an intentional misreading of Rob's post right?

Rob Instigator 05.18.2010 05:15 PM

always and forever. disney whore skanks can go fucking die.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 05:16 PM

No.

EDIT: @Lurker

Rob Instigator 05.18.2010 05:16 PM

both their music sucks.
at least gaga keeps it interesting.

Lurker 05.18.2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
No.

EDIT: @Lurker



I'm not opposed to Disney whore skanks. I took Robs "fuck" to be literal.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.18.2010 05:19 PM

@Rob - Yeah, but wouldn't you just love to rub her the right way?

@Lurker - Yeah, I get it now. I misread it, myself...non-intentionally.

ni'k 05.18.2010 05:20 PM

but all this congealed pussy rot/dead marmit plasma would come out of her

alyasa 05.18.2010 07:23 PM

This fucking retarded un-intellectual discourse is making me pissed off...

noisereductions 05.18.2010 07:36 PM

look -- I love Lady Gaga, but she did rip off Xtina. Seriously. And Christina has the better voice, even if Gaga writes better songs and does crazier shit.

Better_Than_Deux 05.18.2010 08:13 PM

lady gaga > christina

you listen to lady gaga when you want sexy drunk music (the best music ever).
you listen to christina when you want to hear some hypocrite shit about "female empowerment"

at least gaga owns being dirty and wears it shamelessly. christina is all, "YOURE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY... BUT, HEY, MAYBE YOU REALLY SHOULD LOSE 20 POUNDS BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY.'

space 05.18.2010 08:17 PM

at least gaga has style, and the POWER of WEIRD.

so what if she has a cock. so do I.

agagalera just has a high-paid stylin' crew.

automatic bzooty 05.18.2010 08:57 PM

oh look i'm new freshfaced innocent virgin/whore christina!
now i'm dirrrrrrrrtay down ass bitch Xtina
now i'm mature, respectable christina aguilera, and i only perform in jazz clubs
2010, check out my image crisis. people this gaga shit up right right? rihanna's doin' it, that ke$ha thing is doin' it...

Better_Than_Deux 05.18.2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
that ke$ha thing


lulz

ni'k 05.18.2010 09:37 PM

kesha...

one of the greatest travesties of the age.

Decayed Rhapsody 05.19.2010 12:33 AM

http://www.racialicious.com/2010/05/...-of-lady-gaga/

http://trueslant.com/markdery/2010/0...-on-lady-gaga/

ni'k 05.19.2010 12:49 AM

yeah i read the second one of those before.

i think she is massively massively overrated. but there is nothing else even remotely as interesting as her on that kind of mainstream scale, which is as much a show of the blandness of the times as anything else.

she puts in exhausting amounts of work into it, but only really gets a few tiny moments in a few of her songs that are anything close to interesting. telephone and bad romance have their moments, the rest is crap. does it really take all that effort to get those above average pop songs.

most things about her are regressive. except the pro gayness, which she'd need to be considered everything she steals from them. as was said on some blog, she is basically a female playing at being a tranny. i'd prefer the tranny to be honest. but the fact that that is whats most popular in 2010 is i guess slightly encouraging. the coke cans in the hair and studded jacket look is cool. she actually seems like a nice, unpretentious person in interviews.

i don't dislike her at all, she's very appealing. but what shes doing now is gonna date badly, and all the crappiest parts of the era are embodied in her. but there is noone else right now i could imagine having a 20 year career like madonnas.

its funny to see everyone else trying to catch up with her. beyonce just embarrasses herself. she's terrible anyway. but gaga is not being a queen bee about it, like that "i have no enemies" quote. she is simply weirder and better than the rest of them. i like that a lot.

i don't see her as in anyway radical or interesting, altho she COULD be. she is only about a 1/10th as freaky as she needs to be

i'd love to direct one of her videos tho.

alyasa 05.19.2010 01:16 AM

I agree completely. On a mainstream level, she is incomparable... Peaches said she liked the idea that Lady Gaga existed, to introduce the kids to grittier stuff like her, in some interview in my local newspaper... She said that Lady Gaga is making this weirdness cool and palatable to the masses... :) And she can actually sing and write her own songs; which is OK... Although her songwriting and music are not really the point...

ni'k 05.19.2010 01:26 AM

they really should be the point.

good clothes do not a good sound make.

more sonics less costumes. a LOT more.

and peaches is crap.

the "oh i'm mainstream and i introduce people to really good stuff" argument doesn't hold any water with gaga.

ni'k 05.19.2010 01:31 AM

gaga needs to exorcise herself of anything like or close to resembling this


 


tell me the fucking truth, you were so subsumed by shopping, glitzy crap, plastic surgery and the banality of your acting that you died a long time ago, and as your innards decomposed a wasp burrowed in, fed off your rotting organs and skeleton, grew giant and now lives inside your skin, stretching against its edges from the inside. BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE.

alyasa 05.19.2010 01:35 AM

Peaches is OK... Electroclash is a bit too new wavy for me... And I think Gaga is actually introducing people to modern electronic music... Like electroclash... One aspect of Gaga's appeal is her electronic music slant... Modern electronic music definitely has a certain element of weirdness attached to it; and that aspect of weirdness is what Gaga's playing up - or so it seems... So in a way, she's prepping up these kids to listen to something other than R&B or 'normal' pop... That's my opinion, anyway... Anyway, she's really giving these kids a new way of looking at fashion; which is exactly what Madonna started out doing...

alyasa 05.19.2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k
gaga needs to exorcise herself of anything like or close to resembling this


 


tell me the fucking truth, you were so subsumed by shopping, glitzy crap, plastic surgery and the banality of your acting that you died a long time ago, and as your innards decomposed a wasp burrowed in, fed off your rotting organs and skeleton, grew giant and now lives inside your skin, stretching against its edges from the inside. BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE.


Totally gross...

Rob Instigator 05.19.2010 08:54 AM

Paul Mooney sdaid SJP was a "rickety crickety bitch" on that TV show "sex & no titty"

Rob Instigator 05.19.2010 08:58 AM

Christina Aguilera makes the Instigator trouser snake work when she is a brunette.

 

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.19.2010 12:43 PM

Lady Gaga defines the term, "pop star".


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